SPORT

an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.

so to the person who left a comment saying they dont think skateboarding is a sport because it doesnt have man to man competition & that its more of an art

theres the definition for you right there
skateboarding is a sport .....& should be recognized as a sport everything may not be head to head action but it takes just as much skill & physical activity as anything else

I KNOW IT WAS JUST YOUR OPINION & feel if its not head to head competition all the time that it cant be a sport but thats just because we as people are just use to putting things that take skill & physical effort into competition type thing

you can at least consider it a sport when theres CONTEST & skateboarders are competing against each other lol

MOVIE REVIEW - TAKERS

this was like the younger & more violent version of oceans 11

i was heavily leaning on the fence if i was going to bother seeing this movie or not because of the cast they packed on set ..........so instead of risking my money i just waited for it to hit online after a weekend of hearing NOTHING BUT WOMEN say it was a good movie ......ive yet to hear a male say it was good

in my opinion the movie was OK .......wasnt bad wasnt good .....the idea was good but i think they should have have had maybe a glimpse into 2 or 3 bank robberies they have to done to show how good they supposedly were or maybe shown us how T.I.'s character (ghost) got locked up

it was quite a bit of action chris brown's free runner scene was cool ......the shootout could have been shot better but it was good enough for a movie that needed some action to keep the men interested in it

T.I. did good he had to many pointless sayings thru out the movie but i got thru it chris brown's role fit him so it wasnt like ahhh wtf get him out of here

zoe saldana is gorgeous but that was a waste of a role they could have gave that to some random up & coming actress but i guess they just had to pack her in there to draw more interest as well

overall im assuming the movie was just about T.i.'s revenge lol

theres not much in the theaters to compete with this movie right now so if you just have an urge to be at the movies have a date or whatever then go see this movie opposed to anything else out right now

for people on the fence or people who actually watch allot of movies & wanting to see something good & interesting id say save your money .....for the females that just cant resist the cast go ahead im sure it will suffice for you

i basically predicted the movie to a T minus the fact that everybody didnt die like i thought ........... i wont spoil who died .......& the ending was like WTF ?? should i be expecting a number 2 with a whole knew cast of men females are supposed to go crazy over ??

PJ LADD VS. CHICO BRENES

another good victory for P.J. as he prepares for cory kennedy

IMPRESSING GIRLS

i always get emails asking what do i do to impress girls
& i love to sound cocky & say .......nothing!!! being me requires no effort at all
either they like me for me or they don't

each girl is different you generally cant go at each one with the same game plan to try & impress them you would actually have to do something that they like to impress them & how would you know what they like unless you get to know them first

allot of guys try to make assumptions about what will be impressive & what will lure a female into wanting them
when you honestly just don't know what will work

so the best you can do until you found out what they like is be yourself
i cant sit here & give you a list of things to do to sweep a female off of her feet

females have their own idea of dream dates the dream man & the little things that make her excited & or happy

to me impressing can almost turn into impersonating......you become so obsessed with impressing the woman you become an impersonator.........an impersonation of what you think is a good guy or what you think she think is a good guy or a good thing to do

instead of letting your personality be your personality & just doing things you think are good

either she likes it or she doesn't it isn't the end of the world theres a million women out there it wont hurt to pursue another 20

PJ LADD VS. RONNIE CREAGER

good ass game
i always knew ronnie was a beast on the flat

ROB DYRDEK - STREET LEAGUE

i would have never thought lil rob dyderk would ever turn into such a huge entrepreneur
i would have never thought skateboarding would have gotten this far

but it did & it got there with the help of rob dyrdek ..........its obvious his a fun loving guy & completely wild outrageous & hilarious ........you can see that on the show but he is obviously about making deals

TV shows commercials, having ownership in D.C. clothing line toys skate parks tag body a spray restaurant & NOW THE STREET LEAGUE

basically his own skate competition that caters to real street skating with the best street skaters around

it just kicked off today august 28th the next two stops are in so cal & las vegas on the 15th & 28th of September

what makes it even doper is that its a new scoring system the park is dope & he signed a deal with espn to air the skate competition


heres a list of the pros in the league
Mike Mo Capaldi
Chris Cole
Nick Dompierre
David Gonzalez
PJ Ladd
Terry Kennedy
Eric Koston
Greg Lutzka
Sean Malto
Billy Marks
Chaz Ortiz
Brandon Biebel
Luan Olivieira
ToreyPudwill
Peter Ramondetta
Dylan Rieder
Paul Rodriguez
Nyjah Huston
Tommy Sandoval
Ryan Sheckler
Mikey Taylor

total amount of prize money is 1.2 million dollars which is completely unfucking heard of in the world of skateboarding
hes really taking it to another level & with the help of espn skateboarding can finally start earning the respect of more people out there & we can start being acknowledged as athletes with true skill


it took forever to just be recognized as a sport & for it to stick around & have longevity we need more skaters with the big names & popularity to step up & push the movement

heres some preview footage of it all

street league

NEVER AGAIN

you know when something happens when youre a child & decide from that point on you would never say, do, eat, drink or wear that again

well my eat moment would be the first time i ate greens & i threw the fuck up all over my plate ………i freaked out couldnt believe i even bothered trying to eat such crap & too make it more traumatizing i tell my grandma i threw up because of those greens & she made me another plate & put greens on that plate & told me to eat them………..of course i wrapped that shit up in a paper towel & threw it in the trash & swore i would never eat those again ……….& to this day i havent ……still disgusting to me

drink=beer………im like 5 running the streets with my moms good for nothing boyfriend & its hot as fuck im like dying & i say im thirsty ………….this dumb ass gives me a warm beer -_- i dont even have to explain how nasty beer (even you people that do enjoy beer now have to admit your first time was like wtf this shit is nasty) now add warmth to it …..shit fuck warm it was like a microwaved beer……………. i swore i’d never drink beer again ……….still havent had a sip of one since then

wear=turtle neck…….one day i think i was in the first grade …..my grandma made me wear a fucking a turtle neck to school & it was only the 2nd week =[ …………..& it was like turquoise or some shit ……i looked like i was begging to be teased for the next 4 yrs ……….oddly nobody said shit about it but i still swore to myself id never wear a turtle neck again ……….as a kid its like wtf i love turtles but not enough to rock a damn turtle neck no disrespect to michaelangelo & the other turtles but a turtle neck for dudes is just a BIG FUCKING NO

AUGUST VLOGS

YOU PEE'D ON YOUR SIDE OF THE BED

this shit is comedy
& the face he makes when he see's the camera & then goes back to signing
priceless

LET IT FLOW

if you wrote/typed the whole thing over-thinking your grammar & if its politically polite/friendly/correct who’s going to read it what will they say what will they think blahh blahhh

if you really have some emotion about whatever topic or issue & you want to type/write it out you should just do that & let it flowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

let your emotions out as it is

stop over thinking whose going to read it while youre writing it

now im not saying to NOT proof read it when youre done or maybe rethink somethings you have said if youre going to post it for everybody to access on the internet that is

but in that moment those things shouldnt be on your mind

id be weirded out if i looked at somebodies emo ass diary or journal & everything is spelled correctly, neat, & reader friendly…………..like how are you going to write some bad shit about somebody in your diary in a way that if they some how read it they wont be mad or hurt ……youre ass talking about i hate jeremy hes a pig blah blah (side note if you ever read this remember i was just joking)

like nahhhhhhhhhhhh jeremy needs to get a full idea of how you were feeling at the time if he ever reads it lol

its like those people who dont spazz or get mad because they dont want people to be mad at them -_-

youre too busy thinking about other people & not youre own feelings youre going crazy inside

my motto is “sometimes you have to hurt some feelings for the sake of your own”

BAD INFLUENCE TEXT

my homeboy text me about a 3 some offer he received but he has a girl & i told him to have the 3 some ..........& allot of people think thats wrong or youre a dog thats fucked up why would you tell him cheat on his girl
but in reality if hes texting me about his situation making it seem like he cares about his new girl my influence shouldnt really mean shit

you cant cheat on ya girl & say well my homey told me to -_- i dont make the decisions for you & youre not a child you know whats considered right & wrong & you know how you feel

i know some people just need to hear the right thing so they can do it but im like the oracle from the matrix i tell you the opposite or what you need to hear to make the right decision

& sometimes you have to lead people in the dark & see if they can find the light at the other end

-_-

THE GREATEST THING EVER

thats why they say P-ROD is a robot he basically landed the same on every tre flip

CORY KENNEDY VS. KELLY HART

slaughter!!!

MOVIE REVIEW - THE OTHER GUYS

idk if it was because i was sick & grumpy or that it just wasnt as funny as i thought it was going to be .......... mark in comedies is like a 50/50 sometimes hes on point sometimes hes not
the comedy was extra bland it was almost like a spoof movie
i'll have to watch it again when im completely feeling better but for now its a movie you can miss
it was really slow hard to keep my attention i cant even remember what it was actually about lol

WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS

VIRGINS DONT EXCITE ME

allot of dudes get excited when they find out a girl is a virgin ..........love the challenge of trying to be the their first

some guys actually think its better when shes a virgin -_-

its already a great amount of females who dont do anything but just lay there in bed so why in the hell would i want to have a virgin thats going to be laid back in one position ohhhh, owwww & ouching the whole time pushing me back telling me to slow down when im already going 1 thrust per every 2 minutes

sorry just doesnt seem fun to me & just because shes a virgin it doesnt mean its going to be quote on quote "tight" some are just not built tight

& if youre in a relationship with this person & or planning on staying with with them you have to start training them .........yess train sex takes practice to get right lol

yet another thing im not down for & that is why i shall forever avoid virgins wait let me scratch that & say thats why i will never be excited about potentially fucking with a virgin like most guys

just because i dont want a virgin doesnt mean i want a hoe with tons of experience or some shit its just cool to have a chick thats already had some home runs before she joins the team

DOLLICIA BRYAN - KING MAGAZINE FULL SPREAD

the color of her outfit with her skin tone hair color & eye color just makes her look way to weird but yet still sexy (shrugs)

IF I WASNT SKATEBOARDING

theres only about 5 other things that would interest me far as a career goes

acting - acting is extremely fun to me if you ever saw my i hate famous j videos then you would see i like putting myself into another character & just running with it i secretly act out movie scenes at home all the time.

stunt man - jumping out of building falling thru glass car accidents it seems exciting the safest way to being close to death

action choreographer - when i was little id always create action sequences & fight scenes with my action figures ......& when i watch movies now im always thinking fuck i could have pushed the envelope & made that scene a lil better a lil more exciting a lil more realistic or a lil more gruesome

computer technology - im also very good with computers its just something that comes naturally to me & im sure if i just studied some more i could be a computer wizz

camera man - simple & it pays well & you dont have to do shit but hold & move the damn camera

EVA MENDES - FLAUNT MAGAZINE

FELIPE GUSTAVO - 14 TRICKS 14 SECONDS

TRUE BLOOD 3 SOME - ROLLING STONES

i swear the 3 of them have 3 somes on a regular bases just for fun

TUMBLR TURNING INTO MYSPACE

TUMBLR is sadly turning into a myspace adventure
with the popularity contest, the tumblr beefs/drama between users
theyre even starting cliques on there
freaking tumblr cliques

you know how on myspace you always had people saying thanks for the add dont be a stranger just showing love ??
well that type of shit has hit tumblr as well
people thanking every follower they get
spamming the fuck out of everybody dash with that shit
you have all these people that follow you but dont ever speak reblog or click like on your shit
makes you wonder why theyre following you
no different from when people had a shit load of friends on myspace & none of those friends spoke ..............ever !!!!

remember how girls would take risky pictures showing there body to get more friends
well they do the same shit on tumblr to get more followers & notes

remember how dudes used to try & get at girls via myspace all in the message spitting game
well theyre doing that on tumblr

its really like the reincarnated myspace

heres my non myspace like tumblr http://alcoholic-shenanigans.tumblr.com/

BAD GIRLS CLUB SEASON 5 FIRST IMPRESSIONS

i tried to wait for the new room mate to come in but i got an email requesting my opinion on the girls soo i decided to just go ahead & do it now


ERICA
the buff one the lame one ........she thought she was going to be the bad ass mean girl & pick on the prissy blonde chick & it didnt work out for her she can barely stand up for herself extra quiet & weak from a confrontational stand point ........even tho you barely know the dude how do you not check you room mate for going all crazy on him spitting & throwing water on your company



KRISTEN
24 yr old brat ....i actually thought i would like her but shes so obsessed with ERICA that i cannot even try & like her any more every sentence out of her mouth has ERICA's name in it ......& why must she get sloppy drunk all the time & why does she look drunk when she hasnt drank lol


CATYA
i also thought i would like her along with Kristen but after she went buck wild on dude because he wouldnt pay for her drinks spitting on him & pouring water on him i was done .........it kind of seemed like he might have said something fucked up to her that they cut out like "calling her a broke bitch" or something to make her spazz like that & start saying she would buy his family & call him a white bitch but then again she could have just been another over reacting ghetto girl with no class........but thats most def a thumbs down to her & doesnt she kind of look like remy ma ?? & its also clear shes the most feared girl in the house



BRANDI
an ugly ghetto skinny stripper that likes to be dramatic break stuff & stand on anything stable when shes out in public ?? obviously cant take her any where without causing a scene shes lowkey an instigator


DANIELLE
smh how the fuck do you meet two guys like 1 but fuck the other one then cuddle up with the one you like the next day & be like yeah i fucked your friend
then get mad because his broke ass didnt have 50 cents to pay for your broke ass to get a bagel because you didnt have 50 cents ?? she did him shady because hes broke then going to get on camera & talk about him when you didnt have the money either SMH
she came on trying to act like she was the one with class morals & respect but shes no better than any one else in the house & most def seems like a follower / weak link


LEA
minus being in a 6 yr relationship & cheating on him with a married man & getting mad because somebody called her a whore as if whores dont cheat to bang married men shes cool
she seems to have some sense she seems to try & keep it drama free & stay legit shes the best looking in the house as well


overall its the same exact bullshit from all the other seasons im just surprised at how fast the cliques formed & somebody went home that was like record time
they all will act tough like they dont need men for nothing but sex but i bet all of them will cup cake & cry over men in episodes to come
the cliques will most likely change kind of wondering if i can even manage watching this whole season because its sooooooooooooooo extra & dramatic like allot of stuff just doesnt make sense sometimes makes you wonder if most girls are like them in some form or fashion

NIKE P-ROD 4's COMMERCIAL FT.NAS

MACHETE TRAILER

if any of you ever went to see the grindhouse or watched planet terror then you would know this was one of the trailers that came on before the movie

i thought it was a joke but obviously its a full on flick & i love robert rodgiguez films so i must go see this too bad they got old ass trejo to be machete they could have gotten somebody just a tad bit younger & more believable for the action cause Trejo was looking mighty stiff
the other cast is quit surprising as well
steven seagal
robert deniro
jessica alba
michelle rodriguez
lindsay lohan
cheech marin
don johnson

FAVORITE WRESTLERS

All time favorite was STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
talked shit backed it up didnt have a bunch of fancy moves didnt give a fuck about a damn thing drunk beer & would stunner anybody

THE ROCK - nobody could talk shit & crack jokes like the rock he was like the ultimate entertainer

RVD - back in his ECW days when he was MR. PAY PER VIEW he was fucking sick!!!

THE HARDY BOYZ - were dope jumping & flying off of any & everything

RAZOR RAMON AKA SCOTT HALL - only because he reminded me of a family member & he would go "AYE YO"


HHH
THE UNDERTAKER
KANE
REY MYSTERIO
HBK
CHRIS JERICHO
RIC FLAIR
GOLDBERG
MANKIND - but only when he was getting beat up really bad
KURT ANGLE - he was a suplexing machine
CHRIS BENIOT - when he started being the wolverine
THE DUDLEY BOYZ - back when they used to put old women thru tables

MALOOF MONEY CUP AM FINALS

OOOHHH YEAHH