FAMOUSJ.NET: August 2009

if your souly interested in seeing raw brutal murder then yeah you should go see this or you can always see final destination which is probably just as dumb just as corny but more clever death scenes lol

seriously far as gore & brutality this movie was good everything else was garbage it wasnt as good as the first 1 by ROB ZOMBIE but atleast hes done now lol

this is one you can wait for to hitt dvd & rent when u want to snuggle up with ya boo

for those who did see it this is for you

did anybody else think the whole mom, younger version of himself & white horse thing was extremely dumb & unecessary ??

at the end when she stabbed his ass up was good
but the whole i cant move thing was dumb aswell
gosh it was some more dumb stuff i just cant remember it

the part where they were sowing her up & stuff in the hospital
sheesh imagine working in the ER dealing with people that come in fucked up like that

when dude gott his head stomped in YIKESSSSSSSSSSSS

i would have never thought they would show mikes face with that stupid beard but it makes sense that he would have a hippie beard & eatt raw dogg gutts

do you have a friend whos alwayys sayying lets go out but their definition of going out is THE CLUB ??? or maybe your that friend

i cant stand when a person's idea of going is always club or party .......their brain doesnt know anything else ...i know people who party 3-4 times a week {talk about over kill}

i personaly dont get how it can be sooo fun that you want to do it 3-4 times a week
i think the only way id party that much is if i was getting paid to do it.........

but ive noticed theres different types of clubbers outt there & i decided to break down a few of the keyy clubber types & what they do

MALES
THE BALLER
the baller really isnt a baller far as funds go but he does good enuff to where he can hit up the club two or three times a month and go really hard .....appearing to be a big baller ....often goes to the same clubs whenever he does go out so the other usual club heads think hes a really busy man with other things to do & this is just 1 of his favorite spots to come ball out at. The baller usualy does the most ovbious for you to know hes the baller in the club ...jewlery glasses a table carrying around the bottle standing on couches chairs screaming ect ect ect

THE SPOILED KID
The spoiled kid is the rich kidd endless funds from his parents doesnt have any real friends but the people he hangs out with kiss his ass & make him feel like the man all because their using him to pay for everything ....he pays extra for them to cutt everybody get V.I.P alcohol & the whole works .......hes paying for their company all they have to do is scream your the name do the finger point have a shot with him & go about their night having fun all on him ...........or the spoiled kid can be the asshole that makes clubbing not so fun but u put up with him because hes paying the bill.

THE WING MAN
The wing man is there to help you get girls period point blank.....if you want him to pretend to be an asshole to piss a girl off while u come right behind him & play the nice guy thats what he does ....if he has a more charming personality than you then you use him to open up a table then invite you in to get the girl.

THE CUPCAKER
The cupcaker brings his girlfriend or boo to the club & smoothers her the whole night ............whyy they came to the club together idk....but hes the one getting mad when dudes stare or approach his girl in the club in those 10 secs that he does leave her alone to go get drinks.

THE DANCER
The danceer is the guy that loves dance'n & he wants to hump & grind on every thing there & if hes not doing that he has no problem taken the center floor to show of his crazy moves.

THE PROMOTER
The promoter is only in the club to promote whatever his business is ...from promoting another club to a strip club to home made t shirts it doesnt matter...its his hustle to promote & network all in the club.

THE SECURITY
The security clubber is the dude u bring to the iffy clubs where some shit might pop off & you know hes down for whatever.

THE CHEATER
The cheater has wifey at home or out some where & hes in the club trying to play mr. romantic trying to sweet you off your feet. Often times he just doing it to prove to himself he can still get it in other times hes looking for that chick on the side.

THE DRIVER
The driver has the nicest car out the bunch so he always gets used to drive to the club so everybody feels like their rolling in style oppose to a ton of dudes in a bucket....also the driver is a term used for the designated driver....

THE BARTENDER
The bartender is the guy constantly buying girls drinks but not getting any play
just serving up drinks for nothing

THE HUNTER
The hunter is basically the mack daddy in the club he hitts on everyything with ass titts & possibly a pussy....got to beware of the tranny's.....but his main goal is to find a girl down for a one night stand even if its a real drunk girl

THE STUPID DRUNK
The stupid drunk is the 1 guy doing way to much causing a big scene being way to loud killing everybodies buzz

THE STALKER
The stalker is the guy trying to you to scream you whole life story to him in the club after 1 dance or drink he follows you in & out all thru the club

THE PARKING LOT PIMP
Last but not least is the parking lot pimp who isnt techniqually a clubber but hes always outside the club in the parking lot leaning on his or somebody elses hitting on the girls as they go in & out the club

NOTE SOME OF 1 GUY POSESS MORE THAN 1 OF THESE CHARACTERISTICS

FEMALES
THE RICH GIRL
The Rich girl is the same as the spoiled kid she has all the funds
forces the girls to kick it with her & laugh at her jokes because she payed to get them she paid for drinks & stupid club accessories

THE DANCER
The dancer is the female that really really just loves to dance & is there to dance only lol thats all she wants to do is to dance around shake her ass low key tease the hunters & thats all

THE GROUPIE
The groupie always attends the clubs thats supposed to have a celeb there from A list 2 D list & if its not for a celeb its for some dude she wants ....she gets to the club & does anything in her power to get to the guy she wants

THE CLUB HOPPER
The club hopper usualy thinks every clubs sucks & once to bounce around all night specialy if things arent going her way
or shes trying to chase down somebody like THE GROUPIE.

THE PAY PAL
The pay pal is the person that always ends up spotting somebody so they can get in the club & most of the time they dont even want to go but they get talked into it & some how ends up paying somebodies way into the club. All she gets in return is the "i love you girl you know i got you"

THE SLOPPY DRUNK
With the sloppy drunk all you have to do is look at her legs & knees & see the fresh scars to know shes usualy the sloppy drunk.....& what makes it worse the sloppy drunk usualy doesnt drunk that much they just cant handle their liquor always think'n maybe this time i can run with the big doggs but sadly they cannot ......causing a seen looking a mess stumbling every where.

THE MAMA BEAR
THE MAMA BEAR is there to baby you when you get to drunk, watch the table watch the purses hold your hair when you throw up walk you outside make sure no guys touch or talk to you all of that

THE FAKE SLUT
The fake slut is the girl who dresses in a way that might make you think shes easy or call her a slut but all in all shes damn near like a virgin.

THE REAL SLUT
The slut is the chick who doesnt always looks like a slut but trust those are who do look the part & play the part but the real slut is the one thats actualy there to snatch up a guy for 1 night of fun

THE MAKE OUT QUEEN
The make out queen is the girl thats always kissing on some random person every club night ugly hott kinda hott kinda ugly she doesnt care she gets in the club drinks a lil & shes ready to have a make out session

THE CONNECT
The connect is the chick that knows all the dudes that work at the club so she gets the hook up on everything shes good to have with you

THE LESBIANS
The lesbians are the girls that all of sudden turn gay soon as they enter the club .....cause no matter what club their at theyre grind & kissing on another girl

THE CAMERA WHORE
The camera whore is the chick who wants to photograph everything its like she doesnt want to miss not one club minute not 1 club memory