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uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh these nike commercials are funnyy tho

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my current record is 10-4

immm sooo sick over the magic putting outt my cavs in 6 games
but my second team is the magic


soooooo

LAKERS VS MAGIC = ORLANDO MAGIC

FirSt DaTe No No's


please excuse all typos

theres tons of things u can do on a first date to make it turn for the worst
& i decided to come up with a list of some of those things

this will surelyy help those of u
who are known for having tons of 1st dates & never anyything more

for me ive went on tons of dates in my dayy & for the girl theyy have all been great
but sometimes for me theyy havent been soo great

soo i wanted to list the things guyys can do to make a better impression on the woman
& some of the things girls did on my dates that made me not want to go outt with them again

if ur a person that payys attention to details like i do
u probablyy will appreciate this list ive made


THERES NO SPECIAL ORDER

NO BEING LATE
if your doing the picking up or if you 2 are meeting some where but more when your meeting up
u have to be on time nobodyy likes sitting around by themselves waiting, you should never be no later than 10 minutes with outt a phone call.

NO BEING CHEAP
now im not sayying act baller ish & spend what you gott but dont tryy & be all on a broke cheap tipp

NO FLAKING
if u were the one who did the asking you most def do not want to be the one flaking
it makes you look like the biggest bullshiter ..... it will putt you on the bad side of the person & when its the first date alott of time you will not gett a second chance
& if you have to flake make lett them know as soon as possible you dont want to wait till theres 5 minutes till ur date start time to sayy heyy i cant make it
you want them to have time to find something else to do
& be veryy apologetic

NO GUM CHEWING
girls have a bad habbit of playying with theyre gum poping & smacking it sticking it outt of theyre mouth & dudes smack, chew to wide & cockyy
its like in school when teachers never want you to chew gum in class because 1 its distracting to some & you can gett soo caught up in chewing that gum that you end up not payying attention to the person talking........ & if the person is looking directlyy at you you might make them feel like you dont care it give off this cockyy idc type of look.

NO BUMMING IT
fucking gett dressed up !!!!!!!! do not go outt on a date looking how u would go to take outt the trash or walk to your bestfriend house across the street

NO SMOKING
if your date isnt a smoker you should not be tryying to smoke
do no show up smelling like smoke & do not tryy & take a break during the date to smoke

NO YAWNING
you will make the other person feel like theyre boring as fuck & your tired of them

NO CELL PHONE
stayy off your damn phone... i know we all love our cellies and we are soo used to looking playying & texting on it whenever we feel like it but on a date you need to neglect the fuck out of that phone

NO BRAGGING
people want to impress the person that theyre on the date with which is understandable but alott of people gett carried awayy & it just becomes a whole lott of bragging ............ the other person doesnt even gett a chance to talk because your to busy running your mouth about u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u

NO SEXX TALK
do not talk about sexx enless the topic magicalyy pops up outt of nowhere & it flows other wise shes going to think your all about sexx & hes going to think he has a chance at fucking you sooner than he should

NO EXCESSIVE CURSING
alott of people think excessive cursing is for the verbalyy challenged & frustrated
where u cant think of anyy words to describe anyything or express yaself with outt it being a curse word .... reallyy sophisticated grown women are turned off by alott of cursing & a women doing alott of cursing comes off as bossyy demanding rude raunchyy hardcore ect ect ect


NO GOSSIPING
do not gossip about all of your friends problems & lives
cause the other person will think theyres nothing interesting about u or life
because ur constantlyy running your mouth about the nect person
& it will make them feel uncomfortable & not trust you ..... theyre not going to want to tell you anyything cause theyre going to think that your going to go running your mouth to a bunch of other people

NO COMPARING
do not compare your date to anyybodyy that u used to date or talk to its extremelyy annoyying & disrespectful

NO BLASTING MUSIC
dont blast music in the car u can be using that time to spark convo & gett those gitters outt of the wayy & gett a better feel for your date plus the person not like the same shyt you like & if ur blasting it u can annoyy them & fuck up the date before it reallyy starts


NO LOUD PLACES
your first date should not be somewhere that you wont be able to have a conversation with outt having to yell enless u plan on going some where else to have convo time

NO WINNING
if your a guyy & going some where that competition is involved
go ahead & take an L girls like that enless shes a competitive girl & wants you to playy your best

NO DOUBLE DATES
i udnerstand double dates can be fun & it helps you be yourself when someone else you know is there
but on the first date nooooooooooooooooo speciallyy when the 4 of u are not mutual friends soo then its like tryying to gett to know & focus on 3 people instead of 1
& people tend to become veryy rude when theyre friends or friend is theyre & will totallyy neglect the person that theyre supposed to be on the date with

NO THIRD WHEELING
idc how insecure scaryy paranoid ur ass is do not bring another person on your date

other tips
for dudes
open all doors
bring a sweater or coat just in case she doesnt soo if it getts cold u can take yours off & give it to her
if your going outt to eatt lett her order first
alwayys payy enless u 2 have made some kind of arrangement lol
when ur walking on the side walk make sure shes walking on the side awayy from the curb ..the girl should never walk curb side
dont tryy & buyy her a bunch of alcohol
dont assume cause u spent alott of moneyy that your going to gett some pussyy
do not lett her walk behind u & if u walk behind her dont walk far behind like ur juss watching her ass walk on the side of her & talk
smile as often as possible
make sure your breath doesnt stink
give her all the personal space she needs nobodyy likes a close talker



girls dont order the most exspensive thing on the menu & dont even finish eatting it & then dont want to take it home
keep ur complaining to a minimum
sayy thank you


if anyybodyy else has anyy no no's are tipps theyy want to add please feel free to lett me know but it has to be something universal that is likelyy to happen

not something that you have onlyy experienced once & none of your friends have been thru it

it has to be stuff that can happen to anyy male & or female

SMH

Sooo if i had to be judgemental & sayy if i liked her or not off of this interview id have to sayy hell no

wtf is going on in that brain

but i do respect her attitude shes honest & veryy raw
that i do like but
she juss seems a lil off to me
like sooo off its annoyying to be around


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