my Twin nephews

this is one of theyre first months pics

there a mixxed lil bundle the modern dayy black & white breed
all u preggo gurls or gurls that juss had some babies watch outt lol

im gonna have them well trained in the art of ladyy snatch'n =] j/k
theyy will be naturals

ENERGYY DRiNK ViRGiN

LASt night i had this insane thirst but of course there wasnt a single drop of anyyything to drink in my house no water noooooooo slim fast no powder substance to make drinks with nooooooooo nothing
& me knowing its nothing here i still go to the fridge & look n there

& i know yall can relate when your hungryy & know its not shyt in that fridge but u go look in it anyy wayy & not once but about 3 times

sooo i look n there & i dont see nothing i go to my room & im like damn its gotta be a package of kool aid or some popsicles i can melt & drink

soo i go back

& i see a damn monster chill'n wayy n the cutt of the fridge & note ive never had a energyy drink before because i dont have a problem with my energyy duhhhhhhhh lol

soo im like ahhhh theyy cant be that bad & i pop it open & pour it in a glass soo i can add ice to it

off top it doesnt smell good
the shyt starts sizziling & melting the ice fast as fuck sooo im like what the hell is in this damn drink

i read the ingredients i see a bunch of bullshyt
i take my first sip & i freaking choke
my throat starts burning ...........its horrible it has the worst taste & after taste & what makes it worst is u gett thirstier as u drink it
& i was alreadyy damn thirstyy soo i have no choice but to keep drinking it

soo im like hmmmmmm im juss gonna drink it fast soo i wont notice how bad it is & i start downing it
but i couldnt do it
the stinging in my throat was too much when all i gett in return is a crappyy taste

it isnt like downing a sprite when it burns but still quinches ur thirst

sooo i gave up & juss went outt & bought something to drink

but wait its not over

my stomach goesssssssssssssssssssssss crazzyy with in 20 minutes & i feel like i have a damn stomach virus
& the onlyy thing i could blame it on was that damn drink its extremelyy foreign to my stomach & it was not welcome there
sooo i had to go back outt & buyy some water 2 flush outt all of that garbage

sigh
i plan to never drink an energyy drink again

i filled the glass to the top sooo to where it is on that picture is how far i gott before i bitched outt
smh damn shame


& i titled this energyy drink virgin because my first time hurt
lmao

i LoVe ThiS SOuND

im true skater head because i juss love the sound of
the boards pop'n & landing
lol
& skaters reallyy practice theyre tricks like this
not on paper but theyy run through most of theyre tricks
i do it everyydayy
=]

THE SquiRReL CHaSE

soo todayy im getting readyy to go outt & record some skate footage
& im juss outtside warming up as usual & BAMMMMMMMMMMMMM
i turn around & see a squirrel

& idk whyy but for some reason i gott mad as if he did something to me or we had some kinda rivalryy from the past

& i juss screamed mothafuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i grabed my camera & my skateboard & i went on pursuit & for all u animal lovers
no i did not want to hurt the squirrel i juss wanted a damn picture i wasnt reallyy mad lol mothafucker is like my favorite word soo it was natural that i yelled that

i turn my camera on start skate'n
& start snapping

i fire off the first shot all i gett is the tail


then it stops & its getting readyy to run thru the gate but it stops because that house has tons of cats soo i guess it gott spooked

then the lil fucker turns around & see's me gunn'n for him/her camera flashing & it breaks


it tried to hide under the car but it didnt work i was still flashing his/her lil ass


it advances slowlyy





then powwwwww it shoooooooooots outt across the street to my left


then it jumps up the wall & sitts long enuff to get a clear picture as if it was like ok u fucking human heres your shot now leave me alone

then it showed me its ass & jumped off the fence lol

i chased this squirrel for about 3 or 4 blocks on my skateboard all these shots were taken in motion while i was skate'n in my super zoom mode lol except for the last 2 shots

im officiallyy in love with my camera =] now

& that is todayys wild adventure kidds

stayy tuned for the next episode

R.i.P.

i had the official funeral for my old camera last night
REST iN PEACE 5.0 megapixel V550

u shall be missed

you were the shit in 05 when u first came outt

My ViDEo ReSpoNSEs

like i said before im open to topics to write about or talk about on camera
juss send them to my email or post them in a comment

these are my responses to some of the questions sent to me earlier this month

2 of my fave skaters

mike mo & pj ladd both involved in a good game of S.K.A.T.E

im hope'n theyy square off in the finals thats if ladd can gett past koston
& if mike mo can gett past marc johnson
johnson & koston are super old skater with old ass tricks thats hard to do plus theyy know the new gen 1's

RaiNyy DaYYS

the past 3 dayys it has been raining & fucking up my mood
because when it rains it means i cannot go outt & skate
& to make it worst i gott sick yesterdayy

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i have a reallyy bad sore throat

soo ive been poping dayyquil & drinking green tea

& even tho i cant go outt & skate because its raining & im sick i still decided to sett up a new deck well not sett up but grip it up
i'll add my trucks later

GERM FREAK

its funnyy how u can become addicted to something because of how accessable it is

ive become extremelyy addicted to putting



on my hands
like everyy chance i gett im putting sanitizer on my hands
everyy time i touch something i juss i feel ughh & need sanitizer
& i find myself constantlyy think'n about how manyy jerms everyy dayy things i touch have

& im like this all because i gott these free samples of purell & i juss figured i should use them up & not waste them soo theyy were juss around to use all the time

& now im going outt to buyy them because i have to have my hands sanitized lol

through all of this i have become a germ freak
not an extreme germ freak
im like a mid level 1 =]

NOTORiOUS

this past thursdayy i went to see notorious
& i was suprised on how much it didnt suck
i had veryy low expectations for the flick

i grew up listening to biggie but i didnt think theyy would have done him justice in this movie but

the whole storyy line was cool
& how theyy putt it together

the acting wasnt too bad

i didnt like the guyy who playyed diddyy tho
he had the attitude but not the look

the guyy who playyed tupac was a lil off

i was expecting see a cameo of jay-z mase & the loxx
& not the actual people but u know somebodyy playying as them n the flick

the guyy who playyed bigg did a reallyy good job tho kudos 2 him

& the girl from 3LW playying lil kim was a shocker she did a good job being naked & rapping i felt like that was kim in the flick lol& was it juss me or did theyy fuck up on the mole placement in the first scene theyy showed kim i swear that thing switched sides like 3 times idk i gotta see it again cause its bugg'n me to know lol

RoCK oF LoVe TouRbuS

this is the onlyy hott chick on that show
& i had saw some one with cheek piercings before & i was like wtf
that looks horrible
plus the girl was fatt soo to see her fatt ass cheeks piereced was not hott but then
i see her & she has piercings right n her dimples
which for some reason looks nice
but shes juss the hottest gurl because shes the hottest girl & she has an exotic look
the other girls look like old make up cluttered face slutts
no bueno =[

i wish the pic was bigger soo u could reallyy see them
but if ur reallyy curious juss watch rock of love tourbus on sundayys

LiTTLes & BiGGs

i gott that from role models
grown ups acting witt kidds
i wish theyy had more human giant episodes up of shutterbugs

LAST niGHts DReaM

soooo im at this plaza parking lott..... juss chill'n witt some friends talking [i hate yung people that hang outt at plaza's or in front of stores by the wayy]
soo whyy i was outt there ... idk my dreams are wild like that

but anyy wayy
a huge ass truck pulls up while this fatt girl is walking by
& i sayy damn thats bigg as fuck reallyy loud
& i guess the girl onlyy heard bigg as fuck soo she assumed i was talking about her
because she sayys what u juss sayy & i said i wasnt talking to u
& she sayys did u call me bigg as fuck
& im like i juss told u i wasnt talking to u im talking to my friends
yeah i said bigg as fuck but i wasnt talking about u

& she starts getting all rowdyy & of course i gett irritated & im like fuck!!!!!!!! i said i wasnt talking to u or about u now gett the fuck outt my face or gett somebodyy for me 2 fade [fade means to fight n california] because im pissed off now & i cant hitt u & somebodyy needs to help me relieve my anger

soo the girl is related to gang members & we all know how theyy act
theyy act like theyre the baddest mothafuckas on the planet & everyy time something goes down theyre the ones that sayy imma call my cousin theyy from such a such

soo im like coo call them
& sure enuff theyy come super deep for little ol me
& i ask for a fair head up & theyy granted me that i beat up the first dude & theyy wanted me to fight another guyy & i fought like 10 guyys i swear my heart was beatting all hard & i was sweating n my sleep super tired
& soo then theyy decide to jump me & i fucking ran

soo i ran & hid behind this house & turns outt the house im hiding behind is across the street from theyre hood hang outt house lol

sooo night time falls
& i decide im gonna run in the house & kill all of them soo theyy wont come looking for me n the morning

i gett in the house @ like 3 am & all these gayy ass gang bangers were sleeping in a huge ass bed together with maybe like 4 gurls in it

soo im creeping around
i see niggas sleep n the bathroom like seriouslyy somebodyy was sleep n the tubb with warm water in it

& i was like wtf is going on but i find a batt & i start smashing these dudes heads in
left & right

& right before all of them started to wake up
i woke up

& i felt soo relieved because theyy were gonna fuck me up & i was reallyy think'n like damn how am i gonna gett outt of here unharmed

THE SPANiSH HUSTLE

first off lett me sayy i respect the spanish hustle lmao
the spanish hustle is the selling damn near anyything u can in the streets & free wayy off ramps

oranges, sodas, other various fruit, toyys, roses, peanuts, hatts, shoes, peroxide, bandages, corn, chips, scrafs, belts, t-shirts, sunglasses, light up pictures, yoyos, jewelryy, bootlegs, stoves, cell phones, tents, beds, kitchen setts, drapes, bikes ect ect ect ....i mean whatever theyy can gett theyre hands on theyre outt there selling it all on the street corner

theyre at ur window giving deals theyy will even work with u on the price if the light is about to change

instead of being homeless needyy begging ass bums theyre outt n the hott ass sun hustle'n product...... i truelyy respect that
i cant stand when a perfectlyy healthyy MAN is standing outt side a store asking people for moneyy
now when it comes to the poor ive been known to stop & give them moneyy 5-10 dollars ive even gave someone 50 bucks 1 christmas .. but i onlyy do that if i think u reallyy need it & ive never seen u before id never give my moneyy or spare change to somebodyy im constantlyy seeing at the same spott all the time witt the same line

& alott of people sayy theyre juss gonna spend it on drugs or beer but what if theyy reallyy do wanna use that lil bitt to gett themselves something to eatt & a single ciggarette its no bigg deal to me what u do with it because its urs now .. i know whyy i gave them the moneyy soo thats that.

idk sometimes u can juss tell when its a scam & when its legit
& anyybodyy at a gas station asking for moneyy for gas is a damn scammer lol

but some hispanic people gett up earlyy & go gett it
drive'n ice cream trucks doing land scape'n janitorial work... working in wharehouses painting construction working ass mechanics & shyt
i swear theyre like automacticallyy born with common knowledge about automobiles lol
theyy gett up earlyy & stand in front of home depot... open for anyybodyy willing to trust them & theyre services theyy drive lunch trucks theyy push baskets around with food in it burritos & tomales & shyt jusssssssssssssss hustle

i wish more people had that kinda drive
i know some people think its degrating & down right outtrageous ... i know alott of people gett mad because theyy take dirtyy jobs or manual labor jobs for cheap payy but fuck if ur juss tryying to survive ur gonna take what u can gett
soo u can gett that moneyy

some take those shityy jobs eatt on a budget
eatting stuff thats cheap healthyy & heavyy on the stomach & save up moneyy to do better

it would be even cooler if theyy used that drive to gett real jobs or gett education to gett a better job

but i dont want to onlyy salute the people of hispanic decent thats on the hustle but to everyybodyy of all races that is about theyre cheese, feedi, mulah, paper, cheedar, guap, bank , stacks, benjis, bills, bread, ends, green, moneyy, currensyy, presidents, green backs, gouda, cash, & whatever else u call it =]

NEW CAMERA

finallyy ive gotten around to getting a new camera yesterdayy
as u know the other 1 broke along with my heart but i had to reup soooo i went outt & gott this

300 after taxx i gott it for 230 =] still getting used to it because im not used to the bigg bulkyy cameras with all these exotic settings but soo far i like it & witt the 15XX zoom thingyy i gett great pictures while im far awayy soo its sweet
of course i had to snap a few randoms after i unboxxed it


all these pics were taken from a distance except for the 1s witt me & light skin lol my zoom is sick

i bett all the bloggers that b on theyre super photographyy shyt are like pshhhh my shots are wayy sicker than that weak ass kodak lol
but its ok

i dont wanna b a fucking photographer blogger =]

HeYY LIGHT SKIN

BaByy My-My aka butterball

PIcture of P-rod


grrr

a-loha SB

1 of my tatts

edit 1

edit 2


my hatt collection juss a few i couldnt gett my whole closet



couple boxxes couple flicks couple phones



FCLA BAByy some rootbeer & axe

i onlyy skate tensors

DID LIL WAYNE INFLUENCE YOU?

I'm Sure Most of u Noticed a lot more people getting tattoos
but not just a few tattoos, I'm talking about full upper body
& even face tattoos.

For the black community & young black people
I had to blame Lil Wayne for this
& when I say blame its a compliment to how influential he is.

Because a lot of these people are grown & fully aware of the choices they're making. I mean seeing black people tatt'd to the extreme like that was very rare but now a days they're dudes 18 19 tattooed from the neck to the waist & some have tattoos on they're faces.

I wonder what kind of career path are they working on??
some people just have a body of pointless tattoos, not a body of art work & tattoos that mean something but a whole lot of nothing.

Hopefully they mean something to them & they wont regret them later on.

& girls I've never heard mention a guy having tatts as being attractive is now making statements like if u don't have tatts I cant date you. Really?

or want guys with a full body of work done, its quite crazy.

If youre going to get tattooed to the extreme like that please do it because you want to
not because Wayne is or because tattoos are popular right now or because some girl mentions how much she likes tatts because youre the one who has to live with it so make sure its creative & true to you & not some bullshit youre going to want t get covered up later.

oh & p.s. STOP FUCKING GETTING TATTOOS IN GARAGES & AT PEOPLES HOUSES.
THAT IS THE WEAKEST SHIT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A NICE LOOKING GARAGE TATTOO.
GO TO A SHOP & SPEND SOME REAL MONEY & GET SOME REAL QUALITY WORK DONE

STOP BEING SO CHEAP
THAT'S ANOTHER REASON WHY A LOT OF THESE YOUNG FUCKERS ARE SO TATT'D
BECAUSE THEY'RE SPENDING THE MINIMUM DOLLAR IN GARAGES, SO ITS CONVENIENT TO JUSt GET A NEW TATT WHENEVER.
WHERE ON THE OTEHR HAND WHEN YOU SPEND TOP DOLLAR THEN YOUR TATTS COME AT A DIFFERENT PACE.

PLUS ITS NOT GOOD FOR THE BODY TO GET SO MANY TATTS IN A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME
SPECIALLY OUT OF A GARAGE.

GeTT n My BuSiNeSS a LiL bitt

Promise to be honest?
FOREVER MOTHAFUCKA LOL

Who was your last text from?
THE WHITE GIRL

When is the next time you’ll kiss someone?
SHYT WHO KNOWS HOPEFULLYY IT COMES WITH SEXX RIGHT ???


Last thing you drank?
ROOTBEER AHHHHHHHH THAT SHIT IS THE BEST

What is the last thing you said?
AHAHHA DONT FUCKING AIM ME .. I HAD TO BITE SOMEONES HEAD OFF

Are you happy right now?
YESS I AM HAPPYY 2009 HAS BEEN VERYY GOOD TO ME

What color are your eyes?
BLACK ... SCOUTS HONOR

If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
AN AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD THEYY TREAT THEYRE CUSTOMERS THE BEST LOL

When is your birthday?
MAY 20TH ITS ALL ABOUT THE BULLS

Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
NOPE IM AGAINST GETTING MARRIED ITS NOT A GOOD SITUATION FOR MEN

Did you have a good day?
FUCK YESSS I HAD SUCH A GREAT SKATE SESSION I MEAN THATS ALL I CARE ABOUT... A GOOD SKATE SESSION EQUALS A GOOD DAYY NO MATTER WHAT

How many children do you want?
2 HOPEFULLYY 1 GIRL 1 BOYY


What are your plans for the weekend?
I DONT MAKE PLANS I JUSS GO WITH THE FLOW ITS THE BEST WAYY TO AVOID DISSAPOINTMENT & FLAKES

If you could move right now would you?
IF I COULD TO THE CITYY I WANTED RENT FREE THEN HELL YEAH SMH

Are you happy with the way things are going now?
SUPER HAPPYY

Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
SKATE MY ASS OFF PROBABLYY CHILL WITH A FRIEND THAT WILL RANDOMLYY POP UP LIKE ALWAYYS =]

Do you like being in pictures?
HELL YEAH I NEVER TOOK PICS AS A KIDD SOO IM ADDICTED TO THEM NOW

What do you currently hear right now?
I HEAR THE CHANNEL 11 NEWS GUYY TALKING ABOUT A ROBBER GETTING HIS ASS BEAT


What are you supposed to be doing right now?
BREATHING... & IM DOING IT QITE WELL

Ever been in an ambulance?
YEAH WHEN I GOTT HITT BY A FUCKING VAN & HAD MY LEFT LEGG RUINED LOL SHEESH AMBULANCE RIDES ARE NO FUN

Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
HELL YEAH IF I WAS TO GETT MARRIED BUT IM NOT SOOO I GUESS THATS A NO LOL


How old are your siblings?
23 24 27 30

Is your myspace profile private?
YESSS IT IS PEOPLE STEAL FROM ME TOO MUCH & EXTREMELYY NOSEYY

Have you kissed anyone in the past week?
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT REMEMBER LOL

Do you believe in love?
YESS IVE BEEN THERE BEFORE


Do you think relationships are even worth it?
DEPENDS ON WHO UR TRYYING TO TAKE THAT RISK WITH


Do you have trust issues?
YEAH I MEAN ITS AMERICA HOW CAN U NOT U CANT EVEN TRUST YA FUCKING PREACHER


Who did you last tell a secret to?

TO MY BESTFRIEND .. IT WASNT REALLYY A SECRET BUT ITS INFO IM NOT GONNA JUSS TELL TO ANYYBODYY


Will this weekend be a good one?
I DONT THINK SOOOO

Would you rather go to a party or go out of town?
GO OUTT OF TOWN I DONT DO THAT PARTYY SHYT

Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
YEAH MY TWIN NEPHEWS I WANNA SPEND EVERYYDAYY SEC MIN HR WITH THEM & MY NEICE CAUSE SHE ADORES ME & I KNOW SHE WANTS TO BE UNDER ME ALL THE TIME LOL

Who was the first person you talked to today?
UM AMBER TEXTED ME AT 8AM GOOD THING I SLEPT GOOD

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
OF COURSE .... ALOTT OF STUFF U DO TURNS OUTT DUMB WHEN THE RESULTS END FUCKED UP
LIKE WHEN I WAS HAVING THE MOST FUN IN A ROCK FIGHT WHEN I WAS LIL TILL I GOTT HITT NE THE FUCKING FACE WITH A BRICK LIKE DEEBO
& LITERALLY A BRICK

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
NOPE LOL CAUSE THEYY SHOULDNT BE THERE

Where is the person you fell hardest for?
AT HER BOYYFRIEND APPT IN DRAMA LOL

Are you waiting for something?
GOD?? SHYT IDK I DONT WANNA DIE SOOOO IM NOT WAITING FOR SHYT


What were you doing at ten last nite?
I WAS WATCHING THE BAD GIRLS CLUB

Who was the last person you hugged?
THE WHITE GIRL

Did you have a dream last night?
NAHH I DIDNT SUPRISINGLYY IVE BEEN DREAMING ALOTT LATELYY

How many piercings do you have?
2 ... MY EARS ANYTHING ELSE IS UNCIVILIZED LOL

Have you ever had a panic attack?
I ACTUALLYY HAVE THOSE ALL THE TIME IM A HYPOMANIAC SOO I KINDA FREAK OUTT SOMETIME
BUT ITS USUALLYY A GOOD THING LIKE THE DUDE ON WANTED .. LMAO LIKE IT DOESNT SCARE ME
I GETT THEM WHEN MY ANGER REACHES A CERTAIN LEVEL WHICH IT DOES WAYY TO OFTEN

Are you good at giving directions?
HELL YEAH IM ONE OF THE BEST


Last time you cried really really hard?
WHEN I WAS AT R.I.P. ARMANDS FUNERAL


Ever licked someone's cheek?
LOTTS OF TIMES


What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
CHOCOLATE BUT IT HAS TO BE COMBINED I DONT JUSS SITT & EATT PEANUT BUTTER


What body part(s) do you wash first in the shower?
I ALWAYYS START AT MY NECK



Do you prefer hot or cold weather?
HOTT

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
YESSS I LOOK GOOD

Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
I DONT THINK SOOOO

What is your favorite color?
BLACK BUT BLACK ISNT ACTUALLYY A COLOR SOO ID SAYY RED BLUE

How do you feel when someone kisses you on the forehead?
I FEEL LIKE A CHILD

Do you think your last ex deserves to die?
HELL NO I WASNT HURT THAT BAD

Have you ever broken someone's heart?
A COUPLE HEARTS


Has anyone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG TO MANYY FOR MY LIFETIME

Jealous?
I DONT HAVE THAT FUNCTION IN ME


Are you excited about anything?
IM EXCITED ABOUT GOING TO SKATE TOMMORROW

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
I DOUBT IT

When was the last time you saw your grandpa?
ALMOST 2 YRS

Do you know anyone with cancer?
NO.... THANFULLYY..... BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE ME SAD FOR THEM & I DONT LIKE FEELING SAD

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
TIMI AKA JEW BEARD HES HILARIOUS

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
IVE KILLED THAT ALREADYY

Have you lost friends in the past 3 years?
HELL YESSS

Who was the last person to send you a message?
COBABYY

Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
EVERYYDAYY..... ALL MY FRIENDS SMOKE

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
DEPENDS ON WHAT IT IS IF ITS ANGER I LETT IT OUTT IF ITS SOME MUSHYY SHYT I KEEP IT IN


Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
YESS I DID BECAUSE I WAS TIRED & I HAD A GOOD CONVO BEFORE I SLEPT


Where did you sleep last night?
IN MY OWN BED


Do you currently have a hickey?
HELL NAH THATS THE MARK OF THE BEAST LMAO

Have you ever collapsed on the bathroom floor?
HELL NAH ITS HIGH RISK OF DYING IF U DO

Are you in a relationship?
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What are you doing today?
THE DAYY IS OVER ASSHOLE

Ass & TaTTs

i LoVe THem BoTH OBvIouSLyy