holidayys aint shyt

Yesterdayy was thanksgiving correct ?

U sayy correct J =)

Thanksgiving is a holidayy right??


Wait time outt .... I juss saw the charlie bit me youtube on tv for 1of those
Corny phone comercials talk about text bit 644 & gett this video
I'm like wtf!!! killed my train of thought

But yeah I went outt 2 see my neice & I saw soo manyy stores open
Like mothafuck a holidayy people were @ work looking like sad puppies

& I know like some jobs u just have 2 work thru holidayys like people @ the hospital
Gas stations cops ect ect but damn dairyy queen?? Can a fucka gett the dayy
Off the scooper & just pigg the fuck outt sheesh

THE M.O.B.

i gott my eye outt for the MOST OFFICIAL BITCHES

theyy gott some prettyy solid cloths & i never see chicks rock'n
the MOB
sooo when i see 1 & shes hott
il most def be speaking to her


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NeW release tuesdayy

its new release tuesdayy & 3 artist that i listen to droped theyre cd's
todayy kanye west ludacris & e-40


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first off id like to sayy fuck auto tunes
the cd is garbage its like an electronic depression album the sing'n sucks the lyrics suck the beats are cool i onlyy like about 3 tracks

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ludacris has fell off so much since his debut album back for the first time which is a classic by the wayy

his rapping has become equal to his acting
jusss horrible i mean the lyrics are coo they have kinda dumb down some his beats reallyy reallyy suck the stuff hes rapping about is blahh the best song is the intro lmao all his intros are nice i liked 4 songs of this album

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e-40 album has muchos muchos knock
like my speakers were tumbling over & that is to be expected witt an e-40 album
now ive never been a fan of 40 water till he droped his last album my ghetto report card to me all his previous stuff sucked

but this album was good & better than the last one in my opinion i liked 14 of the tracks oppose to the 7 or 8 i likee from the last 1


the lyrics arent all of that but theyre good enuff to deal with speciallyy with the good beats & most of the lyrics were real shyt & funnyy

sooo overall the 40 water blew kanye & luda outt the water
his album killed them both

but of course kanye will have the most success outt of the 3

PiNky the porn star

all this yr. ive been hearing about pinkyy pinkyy pinkyy
in magazines bloggs songs & then i watched a video where 50 cent was interviewing people & she was 1 of the callers & theyy were talking about some wild shyt & giving her major props & theyy mentioned her site hype'n her up to be juss the greatest

soo curiosityy killed the catt & i had to go to pinkyxxx.com to see what she was all about

& the majorityy of the videos are of her fucking uglyy fatt bootyy chicks witt a strap on while theyre super oilyy

now i dont know about the average male or the avg porn watcher
but that shyt wasnt all that & looked kinda stupid
i mean pinkyy isnt hott & she was fucking gurls that looked worse than her

when she did fuck with actual men i didnt reallyy see anyything spectacular
its like real griddyy hood porn half decent filming half decent shots
it was kinda sloppyy & she would stop & ask directions on what she should do & where she should be & that reallyy kills off the video when i can hear her asking the camera man which is her boyyfriend by the wayy what position should she layy n to take the cum shot lmao like wtf

the main thing that was killing me was the majoirtyy of the videos being girl on girl tho

ok 2 me 2 gurls fucking eachother with dildos is just like retarded
i guess thats for females who dont want nothing from a man but the dick & u can easilyy arrange that with a real guyy lmao

& i guess gayy girls dont wanna juss be stuck with pussyy eatting all theyy life

but from the porn stand point
i can understand whyy pinkyy would go that route because some guyys like girl on girl action & MOST guyys would rather see a gurl with a fatt ass bounce'n around while she bangs another chick than some dudes hairyy ass crack & hairyy balls swing'n around while hes fucking a chick

shrugs shoulders everyybodyy has theyre on porn prefrences

over all
it wasnt enuff to make me a fan or start watching her videos cause her female selections are garbage its qite boring & tackyy
& i dont even like chicks as bigg as pinkyy & she fucks gurls bigger than her lol


but i do wanna give her a congrads on going from juss porn to having her own damn site make her own damn videos getting all that damn moneyy cause despite what i sayy she has millions of fans & viewers
to check it outt for yaself go to pinkyxxx.com
& if u wanna watch a full video im sure u can easilyy downloaded it from whatever search engine u use to download music & such

quantum of solace movie review

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soo over the weekend i gott to see this flick
im not a james bond fan i didnt start watching them intill james craig took over the role


but minus the shityy ass austin powers style credits intro
the movie was good
great action flick

& if u seen casino royale

then u know about the realistic action & when i sayy realist i mean james bond
doesnt just man handle everyybodyy he fights he getts hitt & all the stunts arent perfect like he miss times shyt he slips & that makes it more realistic
like hes falling thru shyt & slaming into stuff juss like it would happen in real life & not the flawless movie life

its mos def a movie worth seeing even if u didnt see casino royale but it would help alott if u watched that 1 first lol

P.S.

since my camera is broke i cant do the video blogg i wanted to do

but when i gett 1 il be shur to address those topics

FLakEs

im actuallyy suprised ive went all this time with outt having to post about these people because flake'n drives me absolutelyy nutts

soo last night the homegurl hitts me up talking about she wants to kick it & this is something she alwayys sayys & just be bullshyt'n obviouslyy because she never comes


but im like ok come thru & shes like ok i will after i eatt
then 3 hrs later shes like ohhh some people over here theyy wanna go to hollyywood

& im think'n what the fuck u telling me for
either u come'n or not & this bitch has the nerve to gett an attitude like im the one outt of term

& shes like ohh i wanna see u
im like sooo make up ur mind either u coming or not & shes like ohhh im gonna go to hollyywood since theyre here

sooo im like yeah i thought so

Now u know what happens to flakes dont u ??

& she replied yess.. theyy get blocked deleted & u dont fuck with them again

i sayy correct =] & block her


now alotta people confuse my constant complaining about flakes with me care'n about people coming to see me

but my beef is your wasting my time
im not outt doing something else im decline'n offers to do other shyt because im expecting u to keep UR WORD

now i understand shyt does happen things come up but
alott of the flake'n is juss bullshyt & lies

like witt that situation u make plans with me
u waste 3 hrs of my time have me sitting around & then u decide ur gonna juss go & do some other shyt witt somebodyy else

after u bitch & moan about how u wanna kick it

STUPID RIGHT??

me ?? i tryy my best to never flake & if i do believe me im gonna tell dayys ahead of time im gonna tell u hrs ahead of time
soo u still have a chance to do something else & i apologize

but i gett the flakes that lett u waste ur whole night on them soo theyy can throw some bullshyt in your face

the worst flakes are the ones that dont even tell u
theyy juss dont hitt u up till dayys later & dont even apologize
juss act shyt didnt happen

& thats whyy i have to stop being friends & associates with people

to me!! flake'n means u dont wanna be cool anyy more

enless u have a reasonable excuse or tell me wayy ahead of time i wont forgive u i will just gett rid of u

ive been doing it for a long time now feels good

i dont give people to much value soo its veryy easyy to juss trash them



& il gett personal about it
the main reason i delete people outt of my life for flake'n
is because my dad was/is a huge flake

sooo have'n to deal with him toss'n me fake promises as a kidd getting my hopes up
& then break'n my lil heart & soul down when he would juss flake
& not sayy for shyt & have'n to deal with that shyt for yrs & yrs

just putt me on a 0 tolerance
i dont take that flake'n shyt from nobodyy

i deleted him soo its onlyy right i delete u 2


& its not like i have flash backs or use my frustions from my dad on other people
im juss sayying hes the reason whyy i dont except it

ive give chances tho =] i juss dont delete on the 1st offense enless u reallyy pissed me off
il give a person 3 times to flake before i lett them go hahahahahaha

year of the babyy

is it juss me or was 08 the biggest yr of babies being born ever

i swore everyy time i turned around somebodyy i knew know of or associate with gott pregnant or had a babyy this yr.


now of course were all used to babyy season when everyybodyy has babies & its no bigg deal

but this yr i think the numbers have doubled

& for those of u clueless people who dont know how babyy season works for the young people il break it down in my view


ok sooo cup cake season is when it getts cold & gurls wanna cuddle layy n bed under the covers all the time this usuallyy starts n november all the wayy till feb

& during the cup cake season & all this cuddle'n sexx somewhere during that time goes down & obviouslyy it goes down in a unprotected wayy because babies are being born

i guess when u fuck with outt a condom it doesnt juss feel good but it makes the sexx hotter soo there for its bomb & ur warm lmao

& then of course 12 months later which is usuallyy around june julyy aug during summer all your friends pop up prego or theyre getting readyy to drop the damn babyy

this is also common with people n school because they have settled in with theyre little boyyfriends around that same time & theyre readyy to have sexx with them theyy do it wrong & bam theyre little junos

but i seriouslyy know of about 75 people that gott pregnant or had babies this yr & yes i reallyy counted & im sure thats an off count it should be more hahahahaha


now child birth is a beautifull thing but when ur yung in a position where u cant even take care of the babyy then its juss dumb

its so manyy people around my age with 1 or 2 kidds & im like wtf
u still stayy at home
some go to school some dont
some have jobs some dont
some of the dads are no good


soo its like whyy putt the stress of a babyy on yourself

thats whyy in my neighborhood ur not congradulated for having kidds
people alwayys pop up on the block like yeah i gott a babyy on the wayy & all we sayy is damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
thats crazzyy
we give em that [WELL DAMN] witt our gucci mane voice
the shyt isnt cool

but heyy whatever i still wish them all the best

my sister even gott prego this yr ..............with twin boyys & im excited about it like theyre mine & not because i want kidds but know im not in the right situation to have them........... i juss want 2 make them use theyre twin powers to be bad hahahahhahaa it will amuse me & plus we need more boyys in my fam ive been the onlyy male for 2 long

& my sister is a couple yrs older than me late 20's
she has a career 2 cars 2 homes & her dude has the same situation runs his own companyy
soo theyy gott a congradulations from me

if my friends & associates was doing it like them 2 are..... then i would sayy congrads lol


or at least half
both have cars both have jobs & a place of theyre own then id be like awwwwwwwww how cute congrads

but intill theyy are imma keep calling them dumbasses

broken camera

welp i go to pick up my camera to upload some videos that i had on there & to my suprise it has a huge dent in it & it wont turn one for more than 2 secs & the lens wont come outt

my best guess is my neice broke it because she is known for steping on shyt & not care'n & worst of all acting like she didnt do it when i juss watched her do it

but anyy wayy my cam is broke & i need a new 1

i thought about stepping my game up to the slr area but im not tryying to go paparazzii & spend lotts of dollars on a cam i looked online theyy had cameras for 2 g's hahahahaah i didnt see anyy slr's for less than 500 which is all im gonna spend on a camera soo im juss gonna settle for 1 of these

there pushing 10 mega px soo thats good enuff my last cam was 5.0


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THE V-CaRD no SEXX till marriage

if u didnt know the V-Card would be the card to your virginityy


now me i was a late bloomer as some would sayy & its a damn shame that my generation as males cosiders losing your virginity @ 17 as being late lol meaning u should be getting your dick wett by the time ur 14 or 15 if 17 is considered late i alwayys considered late being over 21 but whatever

but theres a handfull of people that still have theyre v cards & dont plan on giving it 2 anyybodyy but the person theyy marryy


now to me thats kinda lame most of the time this decision is made because of theyre religion which is fine i guess but i juss think its good to stick ur toe n the water before u dive in

my wayy of think'n was alwayys like what if the sexx sucks what if it never getts better what if u marryy a guyy with a little dick what if u marryy a chick with just a garbage vagine

i hear some chicks sayy ohhhh im saving my self for marriage & im gonna lett my man have all of me lmao

now if both of u are virgins then the both of u an go ahead & have clueless sexx

but for the 1 virgin 1 non virgin situation i juss dont see it being anyy good

like the gurl makes it sound all glorious like ohh imma give him all of me
pshhhh its gonna hurt & ur gonna bleed
that shyt is not gonna be all beautifull

alotta guyys believe virgin untamed vagine is the best & idk whyy all vagine isnt good vagine even if its never been entered

plus sexx is not fun if the chick is pushing u back telling u stop slow down cryying & sayying ouch thru the whole time

to me id feel like im rape'n her like wtf

& letts sayy u married that then u gotta prettyy much train her on how to fuck & being able to handle it =|

same thing for the gurls
u reallyy want some none skilled ass dude laid up on top of u plus hes gonna be unsure of himself hes not gonna have anyy confidence or bed room swagg because hes never had sexxed before & u have soo hes gonna be over think'n it & its juss gonna suck

& to think u married that

& even if u look at his dick to sayy ok its a decent size i can marryy him
& he ends up not knowing how to fuck then what

we all know small dicks suck & bigg dicks that arent manuevered right sucks juss as bad

& thats whyy i sayy u need to go ahead & test ur partners sexx game out figure outt what u like & what theyy like

cause i know me personallyy id like to know if the pussyy is anyy good is she lazyy is she creative is she open minded can she keep up does she complain i mean its all kinda shyt u need to know lol & to gett married not knowing these things is veryy crazzyy to me

& no im not sayying go outt & fuck everyybodyy in the world juss to figure outt who u wanna marryy

im juss sayying have some kinda sexx life before u gett into that marriage shyt

alott of relationships crumble because the sexx sucks donkeyy balls after theyy been drag'd thru donkeyy shyt

& the 2 people love eachother dont wanna leave eachother but theyy have to cheat to gett the kinda sexx theyy want & thats a shame & it works both wayys males & females
cause alotta people are under the impression onlyy guyys cheat speciallyy when theyre married

alott of married couples cheat on each other or 1 cheats on the other its life now a dayys even preachers do it

LOVE & GOOD SEXX is the keyy to a good relationship
not just love on its own

u gett to choose my next video blogg topic

soo for my 100th blog i decided to lett the people pic the topic or topics for me & i will talk about them via video

since reading isnt veryy popular in america i figured id give the people a break & hitt yall with a video plus im shur it will be more entertaining


sooooo juss comment with whatever topic u want me to cover

the deadline is whenever i post the video

soo even if it sayys 99 blogg post assume i havent even gott started yett & comment with ur topics anyy wayy

& u will know if it made it or not when the video is posted

My inTeRViEW On BLaCK relationships



my friend chose me to conduct an interview with for her project
about black relationships & all these answers where 1000% truth & not public friendlyy answers like most people give in interviews

it was held via aim
& of course screen names were removed & replaced with names soo dont tryy prank aim'n me or her




"MiSa" im ab0ut 2 begin

famousj ok

"MiSa" 1. why is there a growing trend of non-commitment in the blk community on the males behalf?

famousj in my opinion its like that because most black males or black people in general do not grow up with mom & dad in the house & if the grand parents are the ones 2 raise them its not even grandma & grandpa its juss grannyy soo when u grow up not seeing ur parents stayy together u dont gett an idea on how to stayy committed & stayy in a relationship

famousj plus u gott peer pressure & tv music ect ect which makes it cool to mess with whoever u want to

famousj not stick with 1 woman

famousj plus temptation is a hard thing to resist & we all know once u gett with somebodyy everyybodyy wants to talk to u

famousj & its like damn how can i dare turn all of this down i need to gett it while its coming

"MiSa" true
"MiSa" lmfa0 @ that!

"MiSa" 2. why do guys date women they know they can't see themselves w. in the future?

famousj because most guyys dont want commitment soo its an easyy wayy outt .. its like i know this isnt gonna work in the long run i dont have to worryy about getting attached or actuallyy liking this person or its like eventuallyy it will juss die outt & i wont have to be the bad guyy at all it will juss be over & i can move on with outt feeling guiltyy

"MiSa" k

"MiSa" 3. do you take certain girls out on date & not others?

famousj no because i don talk to gurls that im ashamed of or dont think is worth taking outt .. i dont have seperate groups either u worth my time or your not

"MiSa" k

"MiSa" 4. Do you like being single or in a relationship? & why?

famousj lol im in the middle i like being single cause ur free u can do what u want its not strings u have no obligations to anyybodyy u can mixx up ur activities pick & choose who u wanna hang with i mean juss all kinds of freedom u dont owe anyybodyy ur time but i also like being in a relationship ONLYY IF ITS WITH A GOOD WOMAN cause u have that sense of securityy & u have that one person u can alwayys go to u have some structure some one u can acutallyy start building something good with trust love ect ect ect & its not so much drama depending on the gurl its alwayys good to know u have that 1 person there but i mean single has its pros & cons juss like not being single thats whyy im just in the middle on the situation i work fine n either one

"MiSa" lol yer giving me sum go0d answers

"MiSa" 5. what age do you want to get married?

famousj i actuallyy dont wanna gett married

famousj soo il gett married whenever i change my mind & feel like its a good move

"MiSa" (2:59:02 PM): 0h okay

"MiSa" why?

famousj juss because marriage seems soo over rated i see more un married couples last than married ones shyt il putt a ring on ur finger but whyy sing those papers

famousj its juss a messed up situation to me if it doesnt work

famousj the man alwayys getts fucked

famousj & i dont wanna be the dude to gett fucked

"MiSa" i feel

famousj soo im like anti marriage lol

"MiSa" 6. what do you consider to be the main problem in black women today?

famousj TRUST!!!!!!!!!!!! black woman cant trust men for shyt which i understand 1000% but sometimes theyy lett theyre imagination run to wild

famousj & destroyys the relationship

famousj & tryying to be to powerfull

famousj alott black woman want & demand to much power

famousj woman are supposed to be the back bone

famousj & men have egos

famousj egos talk backbones dont

famousj soo woman should be that silent strength lett them man huff & puff like hes mr. gett bad

famousj but all in all she should be strong enuff to know shes reallyy the one running the show & keeping shyt together & has the real power

famousj no disrespect but its like an assume the postion type roll & black woman refues to take that role theyy alwayys have to think speaking & voice'n theyre opinion 24/7 & being bossyy makes them a strong black woman

"MiSa" lol 0kay

"MiSa" yeah i feel that

"MiSa" 7. do you feel guilty when you cheat?

famousj i dont cheat i feel like its pointless .. i dont reallyy have a concious if i spelled that right ?? soo as easilyy as i can cheat & not care & can juss gett rid of u & not care & fuck whoever i want either wayy ur gonna seem like a dogg & u did them wrong

"MiSa" lol go0d answer

famousj im not scared to turn down pussyy & im also smart enuff not to putt myself in situations where i might cheat

"MiSa" spicy!

famousj but if i felt like i needed to fuck somebodyy else or tryy outt a new fee that means i need to dump whoever im witt

"MiSa" 8. why is it portrayed to be worse when women cheat?

famousj because women are putt on this high horse ..... thats whyy theyre looked at different if theyy fuck juss anyy ol bodyy whenever theyy wanted to its like a ladyy doesnt sleep witt a bunch of dudes & a ladyy doesnt cheat lol thats how it seems to me ... & gurls are juss alwayys pressumed to be innocent sooo its like omg u cheated what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

famousj plus guyys egos are soo bigg theyy would never think of a woman cheating on them soo when it does its like the worst thing in the world

famousj theyy take it reallyy badlyy

famousj most guyys feelings are thru theyre egos & that onlyy

famousj for gurls its like theyre whole bodyy or something

famousj hahahah

"MiSa" sheesh

"MiSa" 9. Why is girl you actually like/respect how long do you take to pursue having sex with girl?

famousj if i respect & like a gurl i dont persue having sexx with her i lett her decide if & when she wants to take it there ... my method has never been to press a female about sexx most respectable gurls dont liek that anyy wayy u drive them awayy & a gurl knows when shes gonna give it up soo juss lett her make the move or give u the hint shyt she might even tell u

famousj the less u tryy the better chance u have

"MiSa" aww h0w sweet

famousj & i know that one from experience

famousj u make them want u when u act like u dont want it

famousj cause then ur fucking with theyre confidence

famousj & theyre like whyy isnt he on me whats wrong with me fuck it imma juss tryy him & see what he does

famousj & bam u gott some sexx outt of knowhere

famousj lol i juss exposed a super duper secret by the wayy

"MiSa" lol
"MiSa" true!!!!
"MiSa" lmfa0
"MiSa" i kn0w!

"MiSa" 1o. How often do you practice safe sex? & do you get tested?

famousj i practice safe sexx all the time but like some i have slipped up a few times n the past & gott tested the following week

famousj & i gett tested according to sexual activityy

"MiSa" kk thanks a l0t y0u really helped

"MiSa" & i w0nt put yer name 0r n0thin

famousj no problem

SoMe oF My OLd SoNGs & FreeSTyLes

& i said old to lower ya expectations lmao
theyre tracks from like earlyy this yr.


but yess
i do rap not seriouslyy like im tryying to gett a deal but i like to rap here & there makes songs
do freestyles battle people its all fun to me if i had a real studio to make better qualityy stuff id probablyy do it more often

despite what u mayy think of my skills i alwayys thought had a easyy time making words rhyme & coming up with clever stuff thats whyy freestyle'n & battle'n was alwayys interesting to me not soo much write'n songs

WoRD.mp3 -



sunshine .mp3 -

BEASTYY BOYY FREESTYLE.mp3 -



shook up.mp3 -

real talk .mp3 -


speedyy KING KONG .mp3 -


diamonds.mp3 -

down south dance off



go down south & gett shitted on by a 12 yr old lmao

2 funniest parts was move nigga damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

& the bellyy roll
was comedyy

& how the fuck are theyy doing bare footed splitts like that & bounce'n


this video had me dyying






ewwwwwww putt the crack awayy


LiCK the BoWL




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i know everyybodyy remember the dayys when ya mom or grandmama used to bake shyt & theyy would give u the bowl to lick up all the mix & the little mixxer blender things

ahhh those were the good ol dayys

mixx all over ya hand & face

FreaK atheletes

2 freak atheletes that stand outt in the game right now are adrian peterson & lebron james

peterson is a freak & almost unstopable on the field

lebron is a freak & if he developed a jump shot & 3 pointers he would be unstopable as well .....shyt he was a freak in highschool 2

both of these guyys dont some incredible shyt & obviouslyy know to score



adrian peterson

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college



pros




lebron james
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other freak atheltes
dwight howard
amare stoudamire
kobe bryant
jordan
vince carter
terrell owens
randy moss
bret farve juss cause he durable
barryy sanders
walter peyton
tomilson
brandon jacobs
those are juss the ones that pop'd in my head immediatelyy

YOUTUBE MANIA

i know im probablyy late but i dont reallyy care for music videos
but i was watching videos todayy & this joint came on


& i was like ohhh shyt i lowkeyy gott the chills
or maybe its cause the heater came on & the first burst of air was cold but either wayy beyonce could work it veryy well

probablyy fucking JAY-Z's brains outt

or i should quote too short and sayy "i bett she cant wiggle like that witt a dick in her" lol




charlie bit me !!! if i had kidds i would want kidds with those accents '
funniest part
ahhhhhh ohhhhhh oooouuuuccccchhhhh ooouuucccchhhhhh then the fatt ass babyy looks back at him & starts laughing lol






unforgivable






he might have made his self look like a lil bitch on his show with all that gurl chase'n & cryying but hes one of the best skaters outt right now this videos proves it
these tricks are bananas




PeaK at the tatts


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i have 6 tattoos thats juss a peak at 3 of them
all 6 are on my arms 3 on each side
im planning on a sleeve ive been working on the sketches & ideas

gotta make sure its juss right because 1 its a tattoo its prettyy much forever sooo its gotta be good no bullshyt

tattoos i despise the most

stars
& ur own name or nick name tatt'd on u

i think those are the most garbage tattoos u can ever gett

tattoo placements that i hate
are tatts on titties & female biceps
female bicep tattoos like the 1 keysha cole has for example is a complete turn off & 1 on the tittie is juss as bad =\

but a chick with a good ass sleeve or a full forearm is sexxyy
& rib tatts on chicks are hott long as its not shooting music notes or shooting stars

ice scream

these are juss 2 of my favorite ice creams

& the reason the 3rd one isnt in is because i ate it & threw it awayy before the idea of blogging about it came to mind

number 1 would be oreo cookie ice cream

number 2 is reese's ice cream

number 3 is the snicker ice cream

kinda gott bored with the other plain ass ice creams

i like my ice cream huge chunks of stuff

& whyy not pieces of sweets that i love soo much right

& if u like anyy of those three things reese's snickers or oreos u should tryy the ice cream




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being skinnyy

i know the title gott me sounding like a lil depressed BITCH!!! lmao but im good

if u didnt know now u do im a slim man im 6'3 but i onlyy weight 155 pounds now being 6'3 155 pounds is extemelyy small in my opinion my brother is 6'4 215 pounds & he looks wayy bigger than me even tho were prettyy much the same height all those pounds makes him seem bigger than that

& what makes it worst for me is i have long limbs ....everything on me is long ...soo its harder for shyt to fill outt im juss lankyy by gods will =] stand me to next 2 a guyy 5'9 155 & it will look like i can destroyy him

thats juss an example that shows everyyones bodyy type is different
i have a longer reach than people 4 inches taller than me
its crazzyy

but 1 thing is for certain im in the skinnyy group


& the most annoyying thing about being skinnyy is everyybodyy alwayys telling u that ur skinnyy..... as if u didnt know !!

like omg ur soo skinnyy & my response is alwayys omg reallyy i didnt notice all this time ive been looking n the mirror these past 13 yrs think'n damn im over weight !!

of course i know im skinnyy u dumb ape face cheese head...... i dont need u 2 tell me that!!!

& what makes it worse ...its the people u dont even like or attracted to that wants to tell that shyt

i had this one associate that felt the need to tell me i was skinnyy everyydayy she saw me & run her mouth & sayy some dumb shyt like.... i like my dudes buff ur to skinnnyy & im like i didnt ask u what u like who gives a fuck if i was buff i would never date u anyywayy & whyy the fuck do u care so much about me being skinnyy
im not complaining whyy are u complaining

thats like me sayying "omg ur soo uglyy im gonna prayy that u gett a new face!!!!!" or sayy "soo u know theyy have plastic surgeryy now?? u can fixx that face u were cursed with"

but i dont.... i tryy & bite my tongue cause i know i can sayy some shyt that will putt people n the grave especiallyy when i take ur attacks soo casuallyy & then calmyy sayy yeah ok im skinnyy but atleast i dont look like a she-man that onlyy opens her mouth to talk shyt eatt shyt & suck dick & then hitt them with a smile =]

but in all realityy the chicks that complain about it are alwayys the ones that actuallyy like me & still think this is 2nd grade where u make fun of the people u like


ive even had groupies to have the balls to complain & then im like ok yeah im skinnyy but ur on my dick ??? soo shut ur mouth

& as i thought about this blog i started to sayy fatt people have it easyy because nobodyy sayys omg ur soo fatt u need to stop eatting... the wayy people sayy omg ur soo skinnyy u need to eatt

like people care about theyre feelings but as im typing i turn to comic view & the comedian starts roasting fatt people soo then i thought about how over weight people gett publiclyy attacked all the damn time which i know sucks when the fatt jokes are being tossed outt or in the movies the fatt person is sloppyy & nastyy or the loud mouth stuffing theyre face it sucks watching that

everyybodyy is laughing & prettyy much laughing at u
because bigg people gett putt all in one catergoryy when u see that ur looking for the nearest fatt person to see if theyre laughing

also idk where people gott this crazzyy idea that skinnyy people dont eatt
like people are alwayys suprised to see how much i eatt i eatt huge portions of food & tons of meat & people are shocked & im like how dumb can u be whyy would u think skinnyy people dont eatt
most skinnyy people i know eatt like a person who should be obease like ive outt eatten dudes bigger than me just gett over it if a person is not meant to gain weight & theyre not doing the proper shyt to gain weight its not gonna happen



i dont want anyybodyy to gett confused im perfectlyy fine witt myself juss had to vent outt on the the subject reallyy fast while it was fresh in my head

its a gift & a curse..... being skinnyy is juss my genetics i have fast metabolism where i can eatt whatever i want sleep on it & wont gain shyt
but the bad thing is ur frame makes u think ur fine but your insides are fucked up because ur eatting soo much garbage just for the fact that u can do it & look good but nobodyy looks good n the hospital gown trust me !! soo u still gotta watch what u eatt & a dumb ass is gonna sayy u need to eatt what u can gett

i mean to gain weight in a healthyy wayy u have 2 eatt the right shyt talk to a nutrionsist or a doctor or some shyt... go to a health store
bodyy builders dont gett bigger by eatting whatever the fuck theyy want
theyy dont enjoyy none of the shyt i stuff my face with .... =]

but on a ending note ive gained a more sensative spot for overweight people because theyy have it alott harder than most people realize

P.S. us slim folk rule

IGNORANCE ?

I've been noticing a high level of ignorance because of this election & its coming from both sides but its worst from the young African Americans of this clone generation that I'm apart of
were people don't have a mind of they're own & only think with one half & not they're whole brain so they can see the whole picture

some white person gets on TV & says i don't want a black president because it scares me i think hes gonna let the blacks take over & its just not right black people don't belong or deserve to be there

then a young black person says that's ignorant

then that same person hears a black person say I'm voting McCain & go oh my god, you're a traitor u don't love black people your racist your dumb your ignorant

but in reality you're just as ignorant as any other racist person on the planet

people are talking about they don't wanna be friends with people who vote for McCain
why ?? why are u judging somebody else because of they're choice or opinion
then u turn around & say no on prop 8 gays should not be discriminated against & judge for the choices they make yet your doing the exact same thing judging somebody for they're choices

& its goes the same way white people are flipping out on white people because they like Obama

shit if that's the case u shouldn't work for ya boss if they voted for McCain if its that serious or vice versa


its so dumb i cant believe how ignorant people are in 2008 man

a lot of people are voting on race plain and simple because if u black u have to vote for Obama even if u don't agree with his views or tactics u gotta vote just to make history

black people wanna call Any white person that votes McCain a racist
smh

people should only be voting on who they feel is gonna benefit them
& not on foolish bullshit race or peer pressure from the people around u

its people in line who don't know shit about whats going on they just know 1's white 1's black & that's how I'm gonna decide

then we got minors & illegal citizens running they're mouths & they sound dumber than everybody putt together trying to speak on what needs to go down & blahh blahh lol

you get on myspace & people are spamming who they want to win on comments like wtf are u doing


a ignorant person who looks at this is going to say you're taking up for McCain & blahh blahh your racist but I'm not... I'm speaking up on ignorance, not who I'm voting for or taking up for cause who u vote for is nobodies fucking business but people just feel they HAVE to express who they're voting or voted for....... during this whole thing I've been quite about the election i haven't said to much
i didn't tell people who to vote for i didn't constantly say go vote Obama or go vote McCain i didn't even say go vote period that's not my job
like so many of u thought was your job & obligation 2 do
i just sat back & did me i didn't try to convert anybody or drop knowledge i just went against ignorance

its so many young people who just wanna go with the popular vote & band wagon wanna feel cool they wanna be apart of the push

but not push for the right reasons

two people I'm friends with gave two different answers on who they were voting for
& i didn't look at either one of them any different because they can vote for whoever the fuck they want to vote for because as long as they don't say anything racist, a real friend & a real person with sense wouldn't stop being someones friend because of they're choices as long as its within good reason of course =] i wouldn't say keep being friends with someone who made a choice to sleep with your girlfriend or boyfriend or stole your money ya know shit like that.

ToiLeT

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to me the worst thing i can ever picture a female doing is taking a dump i actuallyy went alott of yrs withoutt even believing gurls took shits or passed gased lmao

i mean i used 2 think onlyy fatt gurls did that kinda stuff lol but never cute gurls or even decent looking gurls

no offense to the bigg gurls im juss being ignorant right now


but my friend was like what would u do if ya girl passed gas infront of u
& i was like... fuck.... idk if i can gett over that i dont even believe gurls do that lol id probablyy dump her

& hes like dude gurls do that shyt theyy juss dont lett u beaware of it its natural u cant dump her over that she will die if she doesnt do it

& im like fuck u she doesnt have to do it @ all

i think doing that is wild unladyy like......to juss lett one rip while ur chill'n??? enless u have that kinda relationship where ya gurl burps & farts around u & u think its funnyy

but a guyy like me doesnt find that funnyy
if i dont pass gas around u dont do that shyt around me
the burping thing i can lett slide on a rare occassion
the taking the number 2 thing is like a fairyy tale

idk im juss weird i honestlyy believed gurls didnt have buttholes all theyy do is piss lol

soo idk about anyy of u other dudes!!! but i would like to continue 2 pretend like gurls dont have to take shyts at all or pass gas thank u =]

& gurls please pretend ur like a secret agent about ur passing gas & dumps
ur a whole lott sexxier when u keep it a mysteryy
your boyyfriend should be sayying do u ever take shyts?? ive been witt u for yrs & ive never seen or had the feeling u were taking a dump

RuSSiaN TaTTooS

if u have seen eastern promises then u kinda have an idea about russian tattoos & the criminal life but if u havent & dont have anyy idea then ur about to learn something new

last night i was watching a documentaryy on tattoos & a bigg portion was about russian tattoos & the underwold

i found it 2 be qite intresting because all these people around here have tattoos that dont mean shyt & yett these people have tattoos that mean alott theyy tell stories theyy tell who theyy are & what theyy have done.

over there

the tattoos are prettyy much onlyy for criminals & u gett the majorityy of them in jail
the tattoos tell what kinda of criminal u are & what type of crime u committed......
soo u can have a tattoo showing that ur a murderer & u served time for 1st degree for however manyy yrs

theyy also have tattoos to give the rankings of criminals & theyre positions which gett them automatic respect in the underworld & in jail

theyy even have tattoos that garauntee a persons death
theyy force tattoos on people theyy want dead for example some one with a nazi symbol or outtcast tattoo'd on them.... that means theyy have a death sentence among the criminal world & when somebodyy see's that tattoo theyy will be killed there usuallyy tattood on the person face

theyy have tattoos to lett people know whos a rapist & if u have those tattoos u will be raped while ur in prison automaticallyy.......dotts under ur eyes or eyes tattoo'd on theyre lower back means theyre gayy sexx slaves for anyy one in a high rank position & theyy must obeyy be raped or be killed

a butterflyy tattoo means u were a good escape buddyy & ur are not 2 be eatt'n or harmed by anyybodyy because at a certain time during the war food was hard to come by & canibolism was common & if u didnt have that tattoo u were liable to be eatt'n

also during the time of war a tattoo in certain areas can keep u from being shot there by the firing squad & theyy would onlyy shoot once & then take u to the hospital instead of the usual which theyy shoot 2 kill u

some tattoos like a ring around ur finger means ur a murderer & that u can prettyy much kill anyybodyy @ anyy time with no problem


certain tattoos across the chest means ur at the highest rank among theives

if u lie about anyy of ur tattoos u can be killed or have them burned off u & if u lie about being a theif with thief tattoos u can have ur hands broken or chopped off

one dude had his whole bodyy covered with tatts displayying how manyy yrs he served & what crimes he committed & it was witt the simplest things like a huge temple on his chest & each cross on top of the temple resembled how manyy yrs he completed & then he had bars & chains on his face to show that he had been sentenced to life

juss crazyy shyt like that was interesting
most tattoos were either reallyy evil or reallyy religous but none of them meant anyything good for sure

the whole documentaryy was reallyy good & interesting
it was juss weird seeing how here tattoos dont mean to much & tattoos theyre mean alott like
life & death even

the nasties thing about it all is how theyy make the ink

theyy cutt off the rubber from boots & boil it with urine to make the ink