BuRGeR KiNG

i can not stand burger king i refuse to eatt there for anyy reason but i absolutelyy love theyre commercials i swear theyy have the funniest commercials by far

& this particular 1
i loved the part when he sayys it looks like u alreadyy missed

HA HA HA

classic shyt

TrYY TrYY TrYY AgAIn

ok alotta people dont know the amount of effort patience & frustration us skaters go thru just to land 1 trick
1 freaking trick can take hrs 2 land
but it just shows our character how much determination will power & a never give up attitude that we have & were actuallyy perfectionist because even if we land a trick & it doesnt look good we tryy it again sometimes it takes a whole dayy & u have to come back another dayy because ur exhausted juss to tryy that same trick again

soo this is just a video with the outt takes of numerous tries it took me to land 1 trick which i actuallyy landed & didnt like how it looked soo i had to tryy it over again soo these are onlyy the 2nd group of outt takes if i putt the 1st sett the video would be hella long

& its also like a behind the scenes look at skate'n cause if u just watch a video u juss think man these skaters are sick theyy land everyy trick & u think that because ur juss seeing us land the tricks & not the work it took to land it soo here u go

p.s. please excuse the yelling & grunts of frustration other skaters actuallyy react alott worse than that when theyy constantlyy miss tricks & nooooooooo i dont grunt like that during sexx =] because i like to kiss during sexx the gurls sayy theyy love that intimate feeling but if its a 1 night stand scenario then u never kiss its all work lmao

VaGGiE BuRgeR

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this guyy is juss enjoyying a vaggie burger no biggie judge'n by how his arms are wrapped around her he likes it lol i thought this pic was funnyy & the title came to mind easyy juss by looking at the circumstance in the photo & it hitts off on what i like to call EATTING OUTT FOR FREE

now if u ever hear or read me sayying something about eatting outt for free
im reffering to dudes who like to eatt gurls outt aka give oral sexx to gurls & want nothing in return

& it has been a bigg epidemic of pussyy eatters as the yrs have went by!!! well i mean people have been doing it for yrs but now guyys are more proud to mention it & they like doing it is the epidemic im reffering to because theyy do it to anyy & everyy gurl that will lett them & theyy dont expect sexx or oral pleasure in return

now back in my dayy [note im onlyy 21]if oral was brung up it was a favor for a favor deal but now a dayys guyys are like super-head she juss loves sucking dicks guyys juss love sucking clits

now theres nothing wrong with it but im juss a lil thrown off by the eagerness of dudes wanting to do it & not wanting nothing back.........i guess thats true unselfishness

but if heard thousands of stories from female friends where dudes theyy know or even barelyy know are begging to eatt them outt asking the gurls when theyy gonna sitt on theyre face
can u please lett me taste u
i wanna make u wett then lick it all up
im hungryy i wanna eatt some pussyy
i wanna sucking & lick on u for hrs.
when u gonna come over soo i can lick down
& the lines go on for dayys
these guyys are reallyy in need to eatt pussyy its like theyre crack heads or should i sayy pussyy heads ???

i know gurls like to front on how theyy dont juss fuck anyybodyy & blahh blahh blahh but would theyy juss lett anyybodyy eatt them outt because theyy feel it isnt as bigg as having sexx??

plus with the new attitude of females wanting to take over the male attitude which is the fuck em & leave em & take whatever comes my wayy attitude has been fuel to the proud reckless pussyy eatting epidemic


now me personallyy i could never juss lett anyy ol chick suck my dick & i wouldnt dare putt my lipps on juss anyy ol pussyy but thats juss me =]

ToP 10's

just thru randomness i made a top 10 of the things that i love & keep my intrest right about now in life & thats a love for skateboarding music movies ufc tv shows & sports all of that entertains the fuck outta me lol




ToP 10 skaters
1.Paul Rodriguez[the best]
2.Mike Mo[cleanest style]
3.P.J. Ladd[mean ass switch game]
4.Eric Koston
5.Rodrigo T.X.
6.Stevie WiLLiams[my first skater i looked up 2]
7.Jereme Rogers
8.Rodney Mullen[hes in a whole different world of skate'n]
9.Dae Won Song
10.Sabastien Salabanzi


Top 10 Rappers this list goes in who i like to listen to the most
1.Fabolous[most underated rapper ever to walk this earth & its horrible]
2.Jay-Z
3.Eminem[best rapper alive juss not my favorite to listen to]
4.Lil Wayne
5.Young Jeezy
6.Ludacris
7.Kanye West
8.Jadakiss[bars are alwayys heavyy to far underated]
9.Cassidy
10.Gucci Mane [a reallyy basic as rapper but im addicted to it]


Top 10 Show to watch on tv
1.Familyy Guyy[greatest cartoon ever]
2.Seinfeld[my kinda comedyy]
3.Batman[my favorite hero since birth had to putt it on here for the show & cartoon series]
4.The Real World[ive been addicted to this since the real world new orleans]
5.Dragon Ball Z[best action based cartoon ive ever seen]
6.The Wire
7.Dave Chappele Show
8.Fresh Prince Of Bel Air[classic]
9.Reno 9-11
10.Buffyy The Vampire Slayer[i dont care what anyybodyy sayys i used to watch this shyt faithfullyy & i still love catching the old episode]


Top 10 Sports Teams reallyy based on players & not the actual team
1.New England Patriots [randy moss fan]
2.Indiapolis Colts[peyton manning fan]
3.Sand Diego Chargers[i like theyre whole team]
4.Phoenix Suns[amare stoudamire & steve nash fan]
5.Boston Celtics[kevin garnett & ray allen fan]
6.New Orleans Hornets[chris paul fan]
7.Orlando Magic[dwight howard is a freak of nature]
8.Houston Rockets[tracy mcgradyy fan]
9.Boston Red Sox's[i hate the yankees theyre worst enemyy is the red soxx plus its a massachusetts team like the celtics & patriots]
10.Pittsburgh Penguins[sidneyy crosby is ill]


Top 10 Movies
1.Sin Cityy[perfect work all around]
2.Saw [i literallyy watched it 50 times in a row]
3.Super Bad[classic HS. movie]
4.Fridayy[classic movie that makes me laugh harder everyy time i see it which seems impossible]
5.Matrix Reloaded[gotta love the effects & action]
6.Training Dayy[denzel is 1 of the best bad guyys ever]
7.Theres Something About Maryy[classic]
8.Life[wayy to funnyy]
9.He Got Game[JESUSSSSSSSSSS & when i fell in love witt rosario dawson]
10.Blow[a great drug movie]



Top 10 UFC Fighters
1.Anderson The Spider Silva [Best Fighter in the world right now]
2.Georges ST. Rush Pierre [sick all around fighter]
3.Thiago The Pittbull Alves [vicous]
4.Quinton Rampage Jackson[beast slams people like its the wwf]
5.Roger El Matador Huerta [i like his aggressive attacking]
6.B.J. The Prodigyy Penn[best attitude lol]
7.Chuck The Iceman Liddell[gotta love somebodyy who loves to fight]
8.Josh Koscheck[work in progress but usuallyy putts on a show love the cockyy attitude]
9.Wanderlei The Axe Murderer Silva[he has murderer in his nickname he was sicker in pride]
10.Marcus The Irish Hand Grenade Davis[he throws bombs & thats fun to watch]

DiSSaPoiNTeD / EXCiTED

first off if ur nott into the ufc then this blog wouldnt fancyy u to much



but i was qite dissapointed on saturdayy because i was all juiced up 2 watch my favorite fighter in the ufc anderson silva fight & i didnt gett 2 see that





first off the fight wouldnt even show up at first something happened witt the cable companyy & theyy couldnt gett the channel to work sooo i was pissed that i was gonna have to miss the fight & have somebodyy ruin the results for me the next dayy but then a hr later i thought ohh yeah it can be ordered on the HD channel & probablyy work & which it did ...soo now i was a happyy camper again..i was going to be able to gett to see the fight & 2 other fighters i like that was the co main even event were juss square'n off as i turned it on & that was coo then it was time for the main event silva vs. cote
& for the first 2 rounds silva bullshyted around toyying with him & in the 3rd round cote blew outt his knee.... fight was over ............& all i could think was damn it was a reason that the fight wouldnt show up @ first & i told myself juss fuck it download it when u gett a chance who cares if somebodyy ruins the results... but ME!!!!! i cannot do that i dont reallyy have patience for things i want when i want it i want it immediatelyy sooooo yeah that was my dissapointment of the night i didnt even gett to see silva destroyy this clown & i have to wait another 3-4 months before he fights again lmao lame


but thats ok because during that fight i gott to see the upcoming card for december right after christmas & its probablyy the biggest card of the yr.



yess
rampage jackson vs. silva for the 3rd time which i was juss talking about 2 my friends & sayying this needs to go down

mir vs. Nogueira is a prettyy bigg deal since theyre both on the ultimate fighter show coaching

evans vs. griffin which is another fight i suggested needs to happen because evans is undefeated & he juss knocked outt chuck liddell

soo im hope'n rampage finallyy beats silva
then evans beats griffin cause he deserves the belt & i like him more
then rampage can gett a shot at the belt against evans
& silva can fight griffin or make griffin fight chuck
those are the match ups i would like to see

MoViE JeRkS

a person like me who is easilyy irritated has a hard time going 2 the movies & completelyy enjoyying the movie because no matter where u go theres going to be MOVIE JERKS & im going to name & break down each type of MOVIE JERK there is


1.THE TALKER JERK
the talker wants to talk thru the whole movie to theyre friend everyy scene theyy have to ask questions or suggest something or putt in theyre 2 cents on what theyy think is going or going to happen.

2.THE BABYY/KIDD JERK
now its not reallyy the kidd or babyys fault its the dumb asses who couldnt gett a babyy sitter to watch theyre fucking bratt that has no self control... theyy cryy & scream outt wild shyt like is this sponge bob & i want cookies n the middle of the movie & all the person who brung the kidd does is sayy shhhhhhhhh which adds more noise uggggghhhhhhhh irritating....... last night i had to go see a later showing of saw because some ghetto dickless shit head decided to sitt next to us witt his son & ghettoo babyy mama & talk talk talk & lett that kidd rant on about dumb shyt & as soon as we gett up she sayys ohh are u guyys leaving ohh good WTF ??? this is how people are in america my friends

3.THE CELL PHONE JERK
the cell phone jerk has to look at theyre phone everyy time it vibrates sometimes it rings outt loud theyy talk on the phone through the movie theyy text with theyre hands in the air soo the people behind them can read theyere convo & its like wtf ur phone is weak anyywayy u need to hold ur head down n shame when ur on that thing show a lil consideration.

4.THE OVER EXCITED JERK
this jerk usuallyy onlyy comes outt during super hero movies are trilogies & theyre juss soo juiced about the movie theyy have to constantlyy scream & shout cheer & clap @ everyy lil thing

5.THE 5 MINUTE JERK
the 5 minute jerk is the peson that likes to come to the movies 5 minutes before the showing time on the opening dayy like u reallyy about 2 find some seats & stand at the corner on the steps stalking in the dark looking for seats & if that person is standing right next to u then its qite distracting u juss see them in ur side view & u cant help but to keep looking at them like heyy give up theres no seats & theyy juss ask & ask is that seat taken whos sitting here ??

6.THE COMMENT JERK
the comment jerk likes to scream outt whats gonna happen next or tell the screen dont do that ...or if theyre ghettoo theyy sayy stuff like "OHH U A DUMB BITCH WHYY U GONNA GO IN THERE U GONNA GETT YO ASS KILLED STUPID BITCH... MAN THESE BITCHES are DUMB IF THAT WAS ME I WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE" & its juss like.... seriouslyy shut the fuck up
theyy cant hear u but we can & i dont give a fuck what u think!!!!!!!! these type of jerks are alwayys found in a movie with a crowd with 90% african american people going to see a black film like a tyler perryy movie for example people want yo yell outt amen.... thats right girl..... u tell em.... ohhhhh he foul.... that nigga crazyy..... ohh morris chestnutt is sexxyy.... ohh fuck that he need his ass beat...... & the famous "IF THAT WAS ME I WOULDA......."!!!!

7.THE CLOWN JERK
this is the guyy who thinks hes hilarious & wants to make the whole theatre laugh with his college frat boyy sayyings during the movie "LIKE OHHH THATS WHAT HIS MOM SAID LASTNIGHT & then laugh at theyre own joke"

8.THE BUDDYY JERK
the buddyy jerk can be anyybodyy when ur not in the mood
& the buddyy jerk is the person who has to sitt right next to u when theres other seats around juss sitting right next to u like you guyys are buddies...now to me my method has alwayys been keep as much space as possible intill theres juss no more space & sometimes when theres no more space if ur not in the mood u look at them like u son of a trailer park bitch whyy u gotta sitt next to me i know its onlyy 2 more seats left but DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN lmao & then ur the jerk...

9.THE HAPPYY FEET JERK
the happyy feet jerk can not sitt the fuck down or hold theyre leggs still
like when people have to pee & theyy have to bounce theyre leggs up & down its veryy annoyying & distracting or theyy have to constantlyy gett up to take a phone call go the snack stand the bathroom or whatever u juss constantlyy hear excuse me excuse me juss going back & fourth

10.THE LONER JERK
& thats the person who goes to the movies by themselves WTF are going to the movies for by yourself u better F'n wait for that shyt to come outt on dvd if u wanna watch movies by your self i find it qite pathetic & sad if u cant gett not 1 person to come witt u to the movies


& if u feel offended by something i juss wrote o well!! fuck u!!! & save ur negative comments cause it wont phase me & if ur doing something i juss mentioned please stop
its not hard to just sit theyre quietlyy & watch a fucking movie enless u have add & even theyy know how to pull it together i mean its reallyy juss about being considerate because all that shyt doesnt juss annoyy me it annoyys everyybodyy & it makes going outt 2 hte movies reallyy suck =[

SaW 5 review

Sooo LasT NiGht i WeNT to See SaW 5 of course it was a must see ive been hooked since the first 1

& if u have been hooked since the first one like me then u have noticed how the movie has changed from something u reallyy had to payy attention to
into something u dont reallyy have to payy attention 2 u juss need to be able to handle the gorryy scenes

& saw 5 was qite gorryy the scene with the hands & the saw made me cringe through the whole thing & i never cringe at shyt in movies but i swore i felt his pain in that scene

but the movie prettyy much just showed us how the 3rd wheel helping jigsaw gott involved in this mixx & how all the cops from the begining gott caught up

overall i sayy the movie was ok its worth ya lil $10.50 if u have been watching them since saw 1 if not i dont suggest u see it ..its not the kinda movie where u decide the 5th one is gonna be the first one u go see lol

FaMiLyy GuYY VoLuMe SiX

of course i had to go buyy it.......its the the funniest cartoon ever created hands down & even people witt no arms sayy its the BEST!!! HANDS DOWN lmao

My ViDEo upDaTE

The Recognition of Allie Incredible

this little portion in the blog is what i call recognition & I'm recognizing a young woman by the name of allie the incredible!! i like to call her a genetic freak blessed with the bunnz boobs & beauty=]

this 5'7....5'10 with heels Colombian and Jamaican from Costa Rica is about her business
she has been in a handful of music videos & is now ready to jump into the acting scene & will be seen in a TV show that u might watch very soon & she now has her own clothing line labeled [OOZIE]






so to make this recognition post a little more interesting i decided to hold a interview with Ms. Allie Incredible


& no Way better to start it off than with a self introduction of who Allie Incredible is

ALLiE iNCREDIBLE FREE SPIRITED, FUN LOVING, WILD, BRUTALLY HONEST, DREAM DRIVEN, IN A NUT SHELL, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I LIVE MY LIFE ACCORDING TO MY STANDARDS, AND COULD CARE LESS WHAT ANYONE HAS TO SAY ABOUT ME AND WHAT I DO WITH MY LIFE. ON A DAILY BASIS I'M CONFRONTED BY SOMEONE WHO IS READY TO PUT ME AND MY ASPIRATIONS DOWN, I'M DRIVEN BY THOSE PEOPLE JUST SO I CAN SHIT ON THEM. I DO EVERYTHING I DO TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY, WHETHER I WANNA MODEL, ACT, SING OR DANCE I'M GONNA BE THE BEST SINGER ,MODEL ,OR ACTRESS, I CAN BE. WHERE EVER MY PATH OF LIFE LEADS ME I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER I'M DOING TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY..IF I END UP TO BE A PORN STAR OR SOMETHING, ILL BE THE BEST PORN STAR.
THERE ARE CERTAIN TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS THAT IVE BEEN THROUGH AND DEALT WITH AND I'M A STRONG PERSON I CAN DEAL WITH RIDICULE. I KNOW SOME OF MY ACTIONS AND THINGS I SAY EVEN MY THOUGHTS, MAY BE IMMORAL, BUT I AM WHO I AM. UN CONCENTRATED MY FLAVOR CANT BE WATERED DOWN. LEARN ME AND LOVE ME, OR FUCK OFF.





Me:WELP LETS GET THE HATER TOPIC OUT THE WAY CAUSE U KNOW THEY HAVE TO BE MENTIONED CAUSE WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT THEM......WHAT ARE THE TOP 3 THINGS A HATER ALWAYS SAYS

Allie:1. ur such a slut 2. ur ass is fake or photoshoped 3. ur just a myspace broad craving attention

Me:SO IS THAT ALLIE DOES ARE U A MODEL/VIDEO VIXEN JUSS TRYING TO GET THROUGH THE DOOR?

Allie:no. i dnt just model, im also getting into acting while in ATL this past week i got casted on a popular t.v. show for 3 episodes, im so excited. its sad to me that some chick goal in life is to be a video vixen its not all it seems, should try to branch out and do some different shit. feel me? take sum acting classes and perfect yourself a pretty face and phat ass will only take u so far.

Me:SO IS ACTING YOU MAIN FOCUS?

Allie:yeah, i cant shake my ass on cue. and i like acting its way more fun, I'm gonna continue modeling but no more music videos. gonna stop while I'm ahead.

Me:NICE SO WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE ACTRESS

Allie:Sanna Lathan

Me:NICE & CAN U NAME A FEW ARTIST MUSIC VIDEOS YO HAVE BEEN IN?

Allie:I've only done a handful lil boosie, wyclef, red cafe, fabulous, khaled, plies & fat joe

Me:UR PRETTY MUCH THE PERFECT HEIGHT FOR A MODEL & WITH HEELS UR HITTING THE 5'10 AREA NOW THAT'S A VERY INTIMIDATING HEIGHT TO MOST GUYS & ALOTT WOULD BE AFRAID TO APPROACH YOU BUT IM SURE ITS PLENTY THAT APPROACH YOU ANY WAY. ON A AVG. HOW MANY DUDES APPROACH U IN A DAY?

Allie:ohhh my goddd. i dnt even know. lol i couldn't even answer that question with and exact number.

Me:JUST GIVE AN AVG 5-10 11...15-17-20 ?

Allie:avg At a club or event i would say 15-17

Allie:but at the mall or something i would say less, like 5-10

Me:& WHATS THE FIRST THING U LOOK FOR WHEN A DUDE APPROACHES WITH THAT I WANNA TALK TO U LOOK?

Allie:shoes
then i work my way up to his face

Me:THE BRAND OR CONDITION

Allie:both
dirty shoes=dirty dude

Me: LOL

Allie: its true......like say u talk to a chick, and she wearing sum open-toed shoes if lil mama doesn't have a pedicure and her toes are looking busted u might change your mind about her

Me:VERY TRUE

Allie=]




Me:NOW CLUB NIGHTS!! HOW MANY IS COMING THROUGH THE DOOR WITT U WHAT ARE YOU DRINK'N & HOW MANY BLUNTS ARE IN THE AIR?


Allie:first off; i dnt roll with ugly bitches, i need people who compliment me. feel me? but i usually roll with like 3 or 4 other bad bitches.

I'm drinking; shots of patron and goose mixxed with cranberry and a splash of pineapple in between shots. no dark/brown drinks me.

blunts; 3-4 on average. more for a special occasion

Me:OK OK & U BEEN SPOTTED SMOOCH'N THE GIRLS SO THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND SHE DIKE'N SHES BI. NOW IS IT JUST A UNDER THE INFLUENCE WE HAVING FUN THING OR DO U REALLY FUCK WITH WOMEN LIKE THAT?

Allie:hehehe, i honestly like girls. b4 this whole Katy perry epidemic. lol since i was like 14-15 I've been fuckin with girls, i fuck with chicks sober or drunk. i like dick, actually i love penetration but i think physically I'm more attracted to girls. like if there was a naked girl in front of me and a naked dude I'd tackle the chick first.

Me:NOW ALLOT OF DUDES READING THAT WILL SAY OK I GOT A CHANCE TO PULL OF A 3SOME WITH HER. DO ANY OF THOSE GO DOWN IN ALLIES BEDROOM?

Allie: yeaahhhh, I've had a few of those love those its like the best of both worlds.

Me:FOR THE SAKE OF COMPETITION WHO PERFORMS THE BEST?

Allie:dudes, they can eat pussy too. I'm not with that dildo shit the thought of an inanimate object going up my twat freaks me out.
the thing with chick is their so soft, and i like boobs.
=]

Me:SO NO DILDOS BUT ARE THERE ANY COSTUMES IN THE CLOSET FOR SOME ROLE PLAY & DRESS UP ??

Allie:ahahahahaha! lol! nahhh i have a few toys like finger vibrators and shit, but I've never dressed up..I'm not opposed to it tho, nowuns ever asked me to..but I'm willing to try =]

Me:OK SO DESCRIBE YOUR TYPE OF DUDE & A PERFECT DATE

Allie:prototype=freakishly tall, black not too dark, not too light somewhere in between, nice teeth, well groomed, at least 6 figures mad funny i love to laugh so i cant deal with sum corny asshole, generous, & family oriented

perfect date= dinner cause i love food, then a spontaneous invitation to somewhere exotic after dinner off to the airport with no luggage and plans to shop wherever we go. =]

Me:SPEAKING OF AIRPORTS WHATS YA DREAM SPOT TO VISIT?

Allie:i travel alot been to almost every Caribbean island, but i wanna go to JAPAN

Me:YOU SPEAK JAPANESE

Allie:ummm no. but I'll get on that rosetta stone reaaall fast

Me:SO WHAT IS A DAY FUCKER UPPER FOR U? WHATS SOMETHING THAT IS SURE TO FUCK UP YOUR DAY?

Allie:losing my phone

Me:LOSING AS IN NEEDING A NEW 1?

Allie:yes...i cant live without a fone. that's like walking around without my head.

Me:DOES THAT HAPPEN OFTEN

Allie:ughhh yes
i just lost my phone
thank god for tmobile's data plan and insurance

Me:THAT'S COOL...... NOW OFF LOST PHONES. ANY ADVICE FOR ANY LOST GIRLS OUT THERE LOOKING FOR THEY'RE PATH OR GIRLS IN GENERAL ??

Allie:ohhhhhhh! omg im a horrible role model, i do everything ur not supposed to do as a young lady. lol, but idk i think in general Chic should stop hateing on wun another, u know? ifu see another pretty chick doing her thing then u should salute the bitch feel me? oh and STOP FRONTIN' bitches wanna ct like hey wifey material but soon as u get em a lil tipsy or in a room alone, they be ready to slobb and swallow. anyways, i guess the only advice i can give other girls, is live in the moment and enjoy ur youth, life is like a movie in a sense and u only get wun take. make the best of it and make sure u look good in all ur close ups. stop fukin with Joe shmo down the block, who's fukin with ur cousin and ur bff... set some goals and get sum business bout ur self. =]

Me:WELL SAID=]






U CAN CHECK OUT MORE OF MS. ALLIE INCREDIBLE @

http://www.myspace.com/trust_no_ni99a

YOUTUBE.COM/ALLIEINCREDIBLE

SUGAABABY.BLOGSPOT.COM

MaX PaYnE ReViEW

Ok if u dont want the movie ruined dont read anyy more
















OK when i first saw the trailer i said its gonna suck i mean mark walhberg & wtf are demons doing n the trailer

so if u used to play the game like me then i would assume u were pissed like me cause it was nothing like the game .....in the game u slaughter people i mean u juss shoot people the fuck up & in the movie he doesnt shoot up shit
& in the game u game u can go into real time bullet time or slow motion whatever u wanna call it & the schenes theyy selected for slow motion was crappyy

instead of painkillers which woulda been crazyy anyywayy theyy gave him the drug thats supposed to make him feel invincible but he has hallucinations which were the demons n the commercial
smh dumb as fuck

in the game everyybodyy knows about max payne hes feared n the streets cause he guns people down & hes supposed to be going against mob like criminals grrrr the movie was a dissapointment it needed more shoot outts more real time scenes
& no ludacris & mark wahlberg & demi more or the dark hair chick from friends that playyed n scream woulda been a better mona sax's



the great video game

my 2 new favorite shows

i dont traditionallyy watch alott of tv but since ive gott my dvr boxx in julyy i have been watching a shyt load of everyything cause i record it & watch it when im free im soo spoiled by it a new episode of something will come on il set the recorder for it & go 2 sleep soo i can watch it later on n the middle of the night or something or il sett the recorder & then watch some bullshyt juss because then watch my recording because then i can skipp thru commercials but back to the point

my 2 new favorite shows are










TRue blood a show about vampires tryying to blend in with the regulars down n the south @ first i was like wow this is to much but as the episodes went on i juss gott hooked its good.






man & wife
this show makes me LMFAO everyy damn minute of the show on mtv & on the site
its juss to hilarious fatt man is too funnyy almost reminds me of a real life peter griffin kinda & shandra is a sweet heart & shes funnyy there good couple


porno star guest




roll reversal hillarious

VOTE'n PaPeRs

juss gott my papers todayy yeah i know i know
im last minute type of dude

now honestlyy i dont think peoples vote count i turn on to some stuff when i was yunger about how the election works & the basic concept was the us votes are onlyy taken into consideration theyy do not decide who the winner is


soo ive never gave a fuck but ive been peer pressured into vote'n because mr. obama is n it & whyy not make my first vote be for the first blackman ever to run for PResident

soo i have a bett going
im gonna vote for obama & if obama wins i will alwayys vote for somebodyy

but if he loses i will never vote again lol simple science

uglyy lil kidds

if kidds arent having sexx now a dayys theyre outt
making up dumb ass games like this

Sean PaUL

now im not a dance'n ass dude im not into it cant do it doesnt look good im to tall
it doesnt fitt my profile or swagg u know u look at some people & be like ur a dance'n ass nigga lol ya know u look like a damn dancer

but im giving sean paul his props cause he shyt makes me wanna be a dance'n ass nigga lmao i mean if all reggae parties are anyything like his videos i wouldnt mind going lol please those gurls look MEAN!!!!!!!!!!! in the bedroom

but i quote too short "i bett she cant wiggle like that witt a dick in her"

MaGnUms

some chicks quote remyy ma & sayy "we cant even talk if u cant fitt a magnum" lol


but does everyy gurl like a bigg dick ??


of course not !!

that might be the first thing females holler but its not the facts


sexx is different for everyybodyy

everyybodyy has theyre on preferences

some like long dicks
some like short ones
fatt ones
long & fatt ones
short & fatt ones
short & thin ones
long & thin ones

some dudes like reallyy wett pussyy some like
& decent moisture to the pussyy
some like fatt ones some dont
some like em tight some like em loose
deep & loose fatt & loose loose & wett
tight & wett tight & deep
some like ones that run deep some dont
some like hairyy ones idk whyy & some dont

i mean i can go on & on

but for everyy type of dick its a matching pussyy
which means its somebodyy outt there that ur package or juice boxx is juss right for lol

but this is juss a message i wanted to send outt to the guyys & especiallyy for the ones that might have self esteem issues witt theyre sexx package dont lett the public, entertainment, & porn fool u it isnt all about fitting the magnum it soo much more to sexx

but the main thing is wear some kinda condom lol

& i quote lil wayne
"safe sexx is great sexx better wear a latex cause u dont want that late text that i think im late text soo wrapp it up"

& u dont want an std either it seems like more & more of these shits are becoming uncurable


ohh and p.S. this blogg has nothing to do with my penis lmao juss sending a message

CaSSie CaKEs

cassie showing off the cheeks sexxyy photo didnt

AuBReYY o DaYY

id be the first to tell ya i didnt care for danityy kane i dont think anyy of them are cute i dont like theyre music

i dont think aubreyy is cute i dont like her look i would alwayys call her sluttyy & trashyy raunchyy ect ect ect
but i do respect aubreyy & i love how she never had a problem voice'n her opinion to anyybodyy even puff & we all know puff is a pain in the ass hes by far the worst boss u can ever have from what ive seen & u almost have to have the qualities of a dogg to deal with him

he talks to u like shyt & u still have to be loyal & run behind him juss like a dogg

soo i respect her for standing her ground im glad she gott kicked outt the group i feel she will do better on her own anyy wayy

shes now on travis barkers line famous stars & straps modeling his shyt
sooo good for her

HoW i GoTT StaRTed SkaTeboarding

in about the the begining of the 8th grade all my friends @ school would talk about skateboarding like soon as we gott 2 school we talked about dragon ball Z sexx the gurls in our class & skateboarding

& the skateboarding thing was the topic i was alwayys left outt on because i didnt do it i couldnt relate

theyy use to talk about what tricks theyy learned & how good theyy were & blahh blahh blahh use to bring theyre lil tech decks to school

soo i finallyy gott fed up with being left outt & i went to target & bought a cheap ass X-games skateboard which the worst skateboard to start with

& everyy dayy i practiced & my progress was reallyy slow soo then i bought a tonyy hawk trick tip video to learn where to place my feet to do tricks & then the ball gott to rolling i was getting good reallyy fast & i was jumping into those skate convos at school with no problem


sooo as months past & i was skate'n & getting better than everyybodyy in my neighbor hood but i wasnt better than my friends at school according to theyre stories sooo for a field trip we gott to go to a park that had a skate park n it & we decided to all bring our boards & the most shocking thing happened!!!!


those little lyying fucks didnt know how to do anyy tricks theyy were all posers & had been lyying the whole school yr. talking about ok guyys imma be honest i dont reallyy skate .....i was soo pissed that i was influenced to start skateboarding by some POSERS!!!!! but then i was happyy because i actuallyy loved skateboarding & i was better than them & it made up for all those times i didnt feel equal to them at school because theyy had been lyying

& of course then skate'n wasnt as popular speciallyy if u were black
plus i lived in compton soo the onlyy thing u was expected to do in my area was gang bang

but i never went down that road i kept skate'n

i used to dream about being pro skateboarder i used to write down what companies i wanted to be sponsored by i would draw how i wanted my pro model shoes & boards to look like i mean i was reallyy n love & was into skate'n & thats when u know u love something when ur 13-14 doing shyt like that... & even tho i quit a few times for the wrong reason which was for females cause like i said skateboarding wasnt popular & if u were a black skateboarder u were a loser soo i quit juss soo i can have some kinda chance to fuck with gurls & i ended up getting a gurlfriend & shyt then i realized females arent worth giving up ya dreams for lol whyy chase bitches instead of chase'n ur dreams & i had to learn that the hard wayy & good thing i learned it at a yung age which was 15

& thats one of my onlyy regrets in life because i could be soo much better todayy if i would have never quit & to see skate'n be soo popular now & u can gett a female juss off sayying u skate is juss like the biggest kick in the balls to me but o well lesson learned

now im older & wayy more focused & wayy more passionate about skateboarding & nothing is gonna stop me from doing it

NeW FooTaGe on P-RoD

my favorite skater hands down hes the best

SmiLe LiKE im FiNE

i had to take of picture all bandaged up


who do u know with a broken jaw that smiles like this

No KaNyE WeST FOR ME

welp yesterdayy i went to the oral speacialist to find outt if i needed to have my mouth wired shut

& the first verdict was yesss
he said they would have to wire me shut for a while & soo i started breaking people witt the bad news soo 30 minutes later the specialist calls me n & sayys ok im going 2 give u 2 options

1. we wire u shut u go thru all the pain & have to eatt thru a straw

or

2. we dont wire u & i trust u not to bite down on anyything for 8 weeks & i said doc u can trust me & even if i wanted to i dont have enuff teeth in the back of my mouth to chew any wayy

i have to go back everyy 2 weeks to make shur im healing properlyy on my own if not!! then its thru the wire for me..

sooo with a bigg smile i walked outt the office with no wires

thank god again

soo i hitt up the groceryy store to buyy a shit load of
milk
chocolate milk strawberryy milk & i bought some reese peanut butter mixx for the milk mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ice cream
natural juice
soup
noodles
yogurt
mash potatoes
macaroni & cheese
pudding
jello
eggs
protien shakes
weight gainer
& whatever is soft for me to eatt

& the best thing about that list is i gott all that shyt for less than 100 dollars =]

i HavE a BRoKen JAW guyys =\

welp i was skateboaring i had my ninja turtle ice cream i had gott from the ice cream truCK n 1 hand & my phone in the other
prettyy much wanted to show off my skills that i could do a triCK with my hands full & went flyying & landed all chin since my hands were full & i was falling soo fast i didnt have time to throw my hands up i fell witt my arms by my side


soo putt ur hands by ur side & juss fall in ur bed right now ............................ now juss imagine that the bed was concrete & u had more volecityy coming down
i mean all chin & a lil bitt of my shoulders slamed down to the ground my leggs curled up towards my back...... it was so scar'd type shyt

soo im assume'n i was knoCKed outt for a while cause i thought i was dreaming cause like subconciouslyy n my head i was like damn my teeth hurt reallyy bad & i w0ke up & realize im n the middle of the street face down & i liCKed around my mouth & realized I busted up all my back teeth... they were all broke & jagged then my chin started burning & then i couldnt move my mouth & thats when i said awww shyt this is real life i juss fucked myself up

immediatelyy i realized my jaw was broken went in the house looked n the mirror & seen the hole in my chin white meat & all

soo i sat down for 30 minutes to decide if i wanted to call 911 have someone drive me to the hospital or drive myself. Being the i wanna do it myself to proud to ask for help type of person i am, i hop'd on the freewayy at 5:30 pm & drove in that crazzyy traffic to the hospital like nothing was wrong walked in casuallyy... by then i could talk soo i lett them know what was up ......... theyy took x-rayys & comfirmed it was broken right down the center of my chin where i fell & gave me 7 stitches

soo i have to see a oral speacialist to see if i need to have my mouth wired shutt

hopefullyy i dont need to cause i can still talk & smile & shyt. If i didnt have this bandage on my chin u wouldnt know anyything was wrong with me

lol soo it will take 8 weeks to heal i cant eatt anyy meats solids are hard ass foods that require chewing im on a liquid diet prettyy much & soft ass foods sad face =[ & even after 8 weeks i still wont be able to chew cause all my back teeth are broken up soo im going to need tons of surgeryy to fixx all my baCK teeth so i can eatt normallyy

& all through this i havent complained once i still smile & laugh like its nothing never cried never gott sad because it coulda been alott worse ... i could have broken my neck & died or be stuck in a wheel chair i could have fell face first & ruined my face & broke outt my front teeth OR chipped them all up i coulda fell on my forehead & be in a comma i could have bit my tongue off!! i mean anyything could have happened but thank god its juss a broken jaw 7 stitches & some fucked up teeth that people cant see =]

the most irritating thing about this is
people are telling me to quit skate'n lmao thats the dumbest thing EVER
im no quitter im a real skateboarder & i love doing it its my passion my heart & soul its what i love to do & this is apart of skate'n... getting hurt!!! plus im a tuff guyy i was built for this shyt thank GOD again

& im super sorryy i couldnt gett better pictures


on my wayy to the ER




before the stiches my phone picture




after the stiches when i gott home to my camera




this is the X-rayy
the circle around that line is where the break is

FeMaLe TaTToo ART......LeTTS GeTT iNkYY

its juss a random batch of females with some killer ink .............enjoyy


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